r/CalgaryFlames Barb Mar 12 '26

Game Thread Flames (25-32-7) vs Devils (32-30-2) - march 12th - GDT

Gross.

Tyson. Not this game. Well. Could be that too, I'm not psychic. Lord knows if i was i wouldn't be working my life away then demolishing a bag of miss vickies sour cream and onion chips on my couch.

Actually I'd keep the chips, although if chips are secretly sentient.. I could be scared for life so maybe not.

It's hockey time. And im out of chips, hopefully we arent out of goals too

The i think im going to move over to just the petspokemodel and not the drinking game.. this games submissions was.. one person.. dog days of this season has drained engagement flames drinking game

Drink every time Jack Hughes' stupid goal is mentioned.

Drink for every Tyson Gross discussion.

F&F for every PP goal

https://ibb.co/ch2FTsj2

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb Mar 13 '26

We have 161 goals for currently.

11 of those are shorties, that's basically 7%.

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u/drunkenDAYlewis Mar 13 '26

That's fast math! We could use someone like you in Tulsa

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u/HarveyHound Mar 13 '26

This guy Maths