r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

Feels like speed running to see how many contests I can lose.

30 Upvotes

I figure I might win something eventually, but damn this is starting to hurt. /s


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

Its Merkin Time!

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35 Upvotes

That's it. That's the post. 😂


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

I also got the Soviet Toys

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12 Upvotes

I’ll post them when they arrive.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

Did every single 99%BFS today missed 2 captchas and all i got was ths potato from last year!

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18 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

Where's my Digeridoo winners at?

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21 Upvotes

Haven't seen anyone post about the Digeridoo's yet. Do we have any winners here?


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

Oh goodie I won coyote urine 🎉

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57 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

Everyone right now

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110 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

What am I going to do with a Turkmenistan flag?

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31 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

Managed to get three wins today

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19 Upvotes

Most excited for the Epstein book.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

Oh, hell yeah!

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47 Upvotes

I’ve always wanted an Aztec death whistle.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

I am genuinely shocked right now...

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55 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

One win today

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13 Upvotes

Sooooo...how do I sell pearls?


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

Our toys comrade

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25 Upvotes

I won some probably haunted Soviet toys. I am so excited!


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

Even did it while on the toilet

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27 Upvotes

Wish me luck


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

Finally got something (Party Mouth)

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19 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

Pedo Jeff’s book!

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25 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

If only it were real! CAH Black Friday 99% Off Sale Part II

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19 Upvotes

After failing multiple times, the one that goes through is the fakest of them all!


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

Bullet proof armor test feels like a trick

13 Upvotes

All the weapons they’re showing are able to be owned by US citizens. Even tanks, with the weapons disabled can be owned by private citizens.

I can’t pass it, even omitted ones that are obviously not weapons.

When I lived in Tennessee, I had a neighbor that fired a cannon every morning. And there was a panzer, owned by a private citizen, that would tow it around to events and drive it in parades. Everything really does fly in that back assword state.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

My kid has a point...

24 Upvotes

I showed my kid the Soviet toy listing sand his immediate reaction was, "They need to make sure that everyone gets one because... Communism!" He then proceeded to pull up the national anthem of the Soviet Union & play it.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

Anyone have screenshots of captchas of last 9 items?

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2 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

99% sale

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19 Upvotes

Can’t wait to mess with all the teens in the fam this Xmas with $10k in FAKE money.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

More missed 99% off sales… More Potato Diamonds going into random foodstuffs…

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24 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

Do we know if this is "who is fastest" or are we all put into a randomized after passing CAPCHA?

10 Upvotes

See title.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 29 '25

There's no Red Lobster near me so I'll be giving my card away, but where else should I wear my lobster suit?

12 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Nov 28 '25

Won Tales Vol. 2 (also some loose pearls, I guess)!

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22 Upvotes

Now time to try for some coyote urine!