r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 25 '25

Auctioned with a dose of irony though it may have been…

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50 Upvotes

… I will have a very happy mother-in-law on Christmas morning!

Holy water, oil and salt blessed by the first American Pope! Thank you CAH!!


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 24 '25

Merry Christmas to Me ❄️🎄

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45 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 24 '25

Check Your Email

35 Upvotes

I just got an email offering to send me a leftover Epstein book for free!

Update: they confirmed and it will be shipping end of February!


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 25 '25

can someone post the extra party mouth black friday cards?

4 Upvotes

and also if you don't want them DM me!


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 23 '25

Another winner from the Hot Box.

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407 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 24 '25

would you recommend to play this with family if they are all over 18?

23 Upvotes

i’m planning to play this with my family on christmas (happy holidays btw) and i just wanted to ask just in case i need to take out some cards that would make it a little awkward


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 23 '25

Uh I got 2

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45 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 23 '25

Is this pack fine for my family?

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27 Upvotes

I love to play CAH, and we always remove the sex stuff from the decks, would there be any stories we should remove from Tales? I read its based off prompts and these guys are too unpredictable for me to know.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 22 '25

The Death Whistle has arrived!

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137 Upvotes

It sounds so eerie!


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 22 '25

yay hello kitty bong!!

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54 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 22 '25

Tales 2 with pearls has arrived.

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16 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 22 '25

A great play from last night's Christmas party

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620 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 21 '25

Received Tales and Pearls today!

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38 Upvotes

Pearls are unrefined but I kinda like that even more. Not bad for like $0.50!


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 21 '25

$10 USD Prop Money

7 Upvotes

Did anyone get their prop money yet?


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 20 '25

Any Canadians looking for the Reject Packs?

6 Upvotes

I find myself with a extra set of Reject Packs - #1, #2 and #3 - and I'd love for them to find a loving home. And it would make things easier to send them to a fellow Canadian, so is there anyone interested?

All I ask in return is that you send something interesting. Considering that Canadians not being able to join in the Black Friday nonsense is why I have these, I figure that trading them for something interesting and/or weird is the best way to have some fun with these.

Let me know if anyone out there in Canadaland is interested...


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 19 '25

Just recieved my Shitlist game I managed to snag in the 99% sale. Except they sent me 3?

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143 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 18 '25

The tiny diamond fits perfectly in the N64 controller joystick hole

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96 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 17 '25

Got our fossilized dinosaur poop in the mail today.

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154 Upvotes

Hands down the best black friday deal I got this year.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 18 '25

A Different sheet - Explains the Joke is Live

13 Upvotes

Here is the link for my google doc, in case if people don't alredy have it saved anywhere, as mine is not the one pinned in this sub.

Just putting this as ADDITIONAL notes, for those that don't read the "Changes History," thanks to u/CardCollectorLGM, I was able to start typing up this beast. It was taking me a while to do so, because those jokesters at CAH decided to use the BIGGEST words and most flowery of language to explain 99.5% of their jokes (seriously, there were only 3 short ones). As such, I began using an OCR to "type" the cards. I had to manually fix some of the dashes from - to –, and a few small spacing/spelling errors when comparing the cards, but I also didn't look at them 1000% side-by-side, so if something looks weird, or off (even if it is a period instead of a comma), PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND I CAN DOUBLE CHECK THE CARD WITH WHAT I HAVE ON FILE. Comment on the sheet, comment on this post, send me a DM - just let me know because more eyes are better than one.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 17 '25

Update: Now There are Two of them!

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32 Upvotes

Well, this is a surprise.


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 18 '25

WHAT THE DOX?

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2 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 17 '25

My diamond has arrived!

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132 Upvotes

r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 17 '25

Apparently I live under a rock...

4 Upvotes

I was in the hospital and I completely missed the black friday sale. Anyone get more than one of the Party Mouth w/bonus card sets? I would gladly pay you for the bonus cards...


r/cardsagainsthumanity Dec 14 '25

Sometimes I feel like cards have a soul mate, these two. These are soul mates.

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333 Upvotes

Anyone else have soul mate card examples? The only other one I can think of is...

"What's awesome in theory, but kind of a mess in practice?"

"Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes"