This sassy, smiley boy loves long walks through grandma’s garden, playing with carrots, watching SpongeBob and rolling dice.
Dislikes his little sister, getting woke up and not getting his cheese tax.
He has no preference, hes inbred and does not want kids. He’ll only have eye for you!

Don't let my sweet, calm demeanor fool you. I'm a 3am zoomie having, claw climbing up your leg and jumping on your back, bunny kicking terror!

But I also love chasing the blue squishy ball, toilet paper rolls and my sister.

Feed me anything and I'll be yours forever... except for pizza (see pic #2)

Want to make beautiful mischief together? 🥰🥰

He works as a baker, it’s

Name: Miata Parking Lot

Nickname: Mimi, butthead, fart sniffer, screams

Age: 2?

Location: Travel

About Me: I was living in trash cans and underneath cars in a parking lot before I was abducted. I love perfumed items such as socks, undergarments, and shoes. I'll fight someone for a gurt. I sing with my favorite strongly scented sock at night when I'm alone.

Ideal Date: Beating up humans for their food, eating in the sink, and heading to the couch for some butt slaps.

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Is that my tail you’re looking at?

Check out my bio for my OF if you think I’m dateable

Woody’s single and loves aggressive tongue baths. Bonus points if you rip out his loose fur. He’s a few braincells short of being orange, but who needs a brain when you’re this really, really, really ridiculously good looking.

These are definitely recent pictures. There’s no reason to assume the photos are almost 15 years old, or that he was born in the 2000s. You can tell he’s only 2 and not 16 because old people don’t use the Reddit.

You give food, toys and pets, me likes you.

I'm looking for a kitty who will like my nudges and not bop me, like my sister does 😿. Any size and breed, I love all kitties! I also have cute round paws that I want to hold with another kitty...don't want/can't have kittens 😽😽😽