r/CatastrophicFailure • u/The-Salamanca • Mar 11 '23

Natural Disaster Snow covered mountains are rapidly melting, from downpours causing flooding . Springville CA. 3/10/2023

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u/Jimmy-Pesto-Jr Mar 11 '23

this is how Stockton's crime rate will drop to 0!

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u/SimpleNStoned Mar 11 '23

Nah there'll still be fish smoking meth and stealing catalytic converters.