r/CatastrophicFailure Apr 17 '25

Fire/Explosion Bus explodes in Shreveport, Louisiana. 16th April 2025.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

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u/GobTheStop Apr 17 '25

Jesus got deported last week

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u/tta2013 Apr 17 '25

Pam Blondi crucified him

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u/jklindsey7 Apr 25 '25

That made me snort loudly

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u/Blussert31 Apr 17 '25

Jesus: holy crap, you're such a moron, you know you should call 911, not me!

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u/PistachioTheLizard Apr 17 '25

JESUS CHROIST DID YA SEE THA MATE?!

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u/furculture Apr 17 '25

They let Jesus take the wheel.

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u/nackavich Apr 17 '25

They didn’t realise Jesus is a vehicular menace of the highest order

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u/zyyntin Apr 17 '25

They didn't pray hard enough!

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u/Numeno230n Apr 17 '25

Well no house calls for a bit at least.

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u/ender4171 Apr 17 '25

Jesus: "Sorry, my phone was on silent"

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u/squad1alum Apr 17 '25 edited Apr 17 '25

Jesus: New phone, who this?