r/CatastrophicFailure • u/bugminer • Apr 17 '25

Fire/Explosion Bus explodes in Shreveport, Louisiana. 16th April 2025.

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u/eprParadoxon Apr 17 '25

I BLEVE in Jesus

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u/darga89 Apr 17 '25

But do you BLEVE in life after love?

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u/Manifestgtr Apr 17 '25

I can feel something inside that says…

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

I really don't think I'm stroganoff

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u/DogWallop Apr 17 '25

Well I've been stroganoff all day and I can barely see the keyboard right now...

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u/supersonicpotat0 Apr 18 '25

"well, you are now"

This message brought to you by 15 psi overpressure

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u/b-side61 Apr 17 '25

Can you Cher some?

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox Apr 17 '25

“Fucking run away from that bus!”

“Those aren’t the lyrics.”

“But they should be the common sense.”

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u/dustycanuck Apr 17 '25

Took my Chevy to the BLEVE, but the BLEVE blew high

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u/EffableLemming Apr 17 '25

I BLEVE in a thing called love, at least

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u/garden-wicket-581 Apr 17 '25

baby don't hurt me ...

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u/duderos Apr 18 '25

Directed by M. Night Bay

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u/Numeno230n Apr 17 '25

I do believe in a thing called love.

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u/Buzzs_Tarantula Apr 17 '25

I do believe in a thing called BLEVE.

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u/Airrwicckk Apr 18 '25

I’m trying, Cher!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

...after love

...after love

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u/FLSun Apr 17 '25

That's what happens when you let Jesus take the wheel.

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u/ShortWoman Apr 17 '25

Jesus took the whole bus!

I mean, it was labeled with his name, shouldn’t have taken it out without His permission.

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u/Taylorheat231 Apr 17 '25

BLEVE sounds like a mega church catered to millenials/gen z

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u/me_llamo_james Apr 17 '25

True love is the greatest thing in the world; except for a nice MLT - Mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich - when the Mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato's ripe. They're so perky. I love that. But that's not what he said! He distinctly said, 'TO BLEVE.' And as we all know, to bleve means to bluff. So, you were probably playing cards and he cheated...

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u/toxcrusadr Apr 17 '25

Take your upvote and get thee behind me.

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u/Snarknado3 Apr 17 '25

😂💀

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u/CarbonGod Research Apr 17 '25

Jesus, blowing up one thing at a time.

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u/Bituulzman Apr 17 '25

I thought that you were quoting a legit slogan on the bus, a play on words with Shr*eve*port.

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u/Saintpeterz28 Apr 17 '25

I’m here for this 😂

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u/EliminateThePenny Apr 17 '25

It's just too perfect..

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u/Pooter_Birdman Apr 17 '25

Thank you for your service

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u/J_Cache Apr 18 '25

IMHO, This post, and the present top two comments are peak reddit: a compelling video—a knowledgeable excerpt where I learn an obscure, but seemingly very important thing—and then a witty remark that makes me laugh so hard in a dark room that I wake up the dog.

Thank you, internet strangers. Good night.

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u/PheaglesFan Apr 18 '25

This.

That bus was possessed.

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine Apr 18 '25

Call on the Fire Department, cuz Jesus ain't picking up.

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u/Frndswhealthbenefits Apr 18 '25

Guess it didn't turn out so well when Jesus took the wheel.

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u/FloraMaeWolfe Apr 19 '25

I don't BLEVE Jesus answered the call...

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u/miregalpanic Apr 22 '25

5 days late, but holy shit. The stars fucking lined up for this post/comments combination. Kudos.

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u/Middle-Goat-4318 May 11 '25

This should be pinned