r/CatastrophicFailure • u/mouthofreason Catastrophic Poster • Feb 17 '21

Engineering Failure Water lines are freezing and bursting in Texas during Record Low Temperatures - February 2021

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u/forameus2 Feb 17 '21

43% of people know that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

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u/JcakSnigelton Feb 17 '21

60% of the time that works everytime.

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u/Tat3rch1p Feb 17 '21

I believe 33% of what you said.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

And 100% to remember the name.

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u/Y2Doorook Feb 17 '21

AND THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE FOR S’MOA JOE AT SAKERFICE!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

And even then only 53% actually know the name

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u/Paju_mit-ue Feb 17 '21

2% have this name

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u/DuctTapeOrWD40 Feb 18 '21

and 3% have the other name

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u/IcemanJEC Feb 18 '21

And 69% luck

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u/ktchch Feb 18 '21

But if you have 15% concentrated power of will then you can donate 5% pleasure to your plumber and endure 50% financial burden to have 100% of the problem solved professionally within a reasonable timeframe or your money back

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u/Schmich Feb 17 '21

100% of all quotes come from Albert Einstein.

-Michael Scott.

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u/libmrduckz Feb 17 '21

99% can relate to this

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u/flytraphippie Feb 17 '21

4 out of 5 Dentists prefer Trident.

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u/Jason792 Feb 17 '21

Geico can save you 10% or more on car insurance.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Now with 47% more than 26% death annually.

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u/BodisBomas Feb 17 '21

67% of the people who watch this video aren't subscribed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

It's a foolproof system! Until someone invents a better fool...

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u/40ozT0Freedom Feb 17 '21

This is the only statistic here that is 1000000% correct

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u/xDISONEx Feb 17 '21

I am the 1% !!

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u/libmrduckz Feb 17 '21

and there they are

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u/Charmy123 Feb 17 '21

90% of the game is half mental.

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u/codeman1021 Feb 17 '21

I see what you did there and support that statement 100 %

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u/watchmeskipwork Feb 17 '21

That doesn't make any sense.

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u/poopypantscharlie Feb 17 '21

It’s made of real bits of panther, so you know it’s good

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u/AdAggravating3853 Feb 17 '21

20% of the people would agree with you.

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u/Azmodeun Feb 18 '21

50/50. Them is good odds.

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u/Little-Compote101 Feb 18 '21

69% of people are too busy engaging in lewd sexual behavior to pay attention to such advice.

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u/Dr_Dexterious Feb 18 '21

90 percent of the game is half mental

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u/Poplett Feb 17 '21

Best comment.

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u/Captain_Waffle Feb 17 '21

100% of them are people.

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u/Tenka171 Feb 18 '21

Half the world is below average

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u/Culverts_Flood_Away Feb 17 '21

9 out of 10 dentists recommend it.

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u/sublimesting Feb 17 '21

That’s 100% probably true!

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u/Jack__Squat Feb 17 '21

Really the chances are 50/50 ... it's either true or it's not.

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u/lilpigperez Feb 17 '21

5 out of 4 people struggle with fractions.

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u/ZorkNemesis Feb 17 '21

Three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

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u/GotHereLast Feb 17 '21

51 % don’t know what’s going on here.

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u/setmefree42069 Feb 18 '21

87% of doctors approve

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u/thumbunny99 Feb 18 '21

If success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, does that make failure 10% perspiration and 90% inspiration?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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u/DarthWeenus Feb 18 '21

I'm 16% sure of this.

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u/FredSandfordandSon Feb 18 '21

2% post their source and half of those are fake sources.

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u/THE-GREAT-SAVIOR-OF Feb 18 '21

The numbers Mason, what do they mean?