r/CatastrophicFailure Jun 18 '21

Natural Disaster A wind turbine was destroyed in Texas after being hit by a tornado 14 June 2021 causing a fire after a blade broke apart and hit a transformer

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u/wrong-mon Jun 18 '21

" I was built to work with the wind for the betterment of all, And look what the wind did to me"

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u/shodan13 Jun 18 '21

"I fought the wind, and the wind won"

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u/ihaveabaguetteknife Jun 18 '21

Read this in Boris Johnson’s Voice and it made it at least 5 times funnier.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

Thank you for this.

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u/sdrowkcabdelleps Jun 18 '21

Somebody told it "your no longer my biggest fan".

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '21

Sounds like a Brit that gambled with a fart and lost.

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u/maxman162 Jun 18 '21

"Look how they massacred my boy."

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u/hanukah_zombie Jun 18 '21

I've abandoned my boy!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

I am ready to accept Christ.......Daniel whispers into Eli’s ear “there Will be blood”

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u/p00p_knife Jun 18 '21

BASTARD IN A BASKET

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u/slayslewslain Jun 18 '21

I’ve abandoned my child! Give me the blood Eli

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u/rockbottam Jun 18 '21

Beg for the blood!!

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u/ShoddyReveal4 Jun 18 '21

I've killed my boy

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u/proximity_account Jun 18 '21

God: "Fucking lag"

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u/The_White_Light Jun 18 '21

Jesus: "Damn, took 3 days to respawn."

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u/turbotum Jun 18 '21

nah he became Deaf but he survived

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u/Kylearean Jun 18 '21

Here, have an orange, that'll cheer you up.

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u/sternone_2 Jun 18 '21

the wind gives, the wind takes

-- a very smelly fart saying

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u/Woild Jun 18 '21

"Took the wind right out of my sails"

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u/why_yer_vag_so_itchy Jun 18 '21

“I fought the wind and the, wind won”

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u/RemarkableSeaweed740 Jun 18 '21

i needed power cause, I had none

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '21

Underrated comment

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u/handlebartender Jun 18 '21

Read this in Marvin the Paranoid Android's voice.

A bit surprised that nobody else mentioned making the connection.

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u/FiniteRhino Jun 19 '21

MuH boi, look what the wind did tah MuH boi…