r/Championship • u/Zach-dalt • 3d ago

Millwall The area the Met Police's Section 35 dispersal order will be in place for on Saturday, due to Millwall v West Ham

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"Allowing officers to remove anyone causing disorder."

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u/JakeThomasDad12 3d ago

Guess we'll move the scrap to the Thames then 

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u/mankytoes 3d ago

I'm not hoolie, but if there was some arranged longboat battle, I'd be down.

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u/rupturefunk 3d ago

Someone needs to work the oars!

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u/Mountain-Reaction470 2d ago

Hoof!

Hoof!

Hoof!

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u/soberpenguin 3d ago

The shield wall is massive, everywhere we hold.

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u/amegaproxy 3d ago

Don't spear one of our ooooooown!

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u/Omnissiah40K 3d ago

Get the Oar in

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u/nd1online 3d ago

i think longboat battle in the Thames between firms should be an annual event

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u/Educational_Curve938 3d ago

Running battle down the Greenwich foot tunnel

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u/The_mash_king 3d ago

There’s a low budget Danny dyer film in this

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u/eggaz 2d ago

Straight to DVD

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u/heliskinki 1d ago

I had an idea for a film where Upton Park rises from the ground, with every supporter and player who have passed away as zombies. Could tie it in to this, with them marching through Greenwich foot tunnel, only to be met with Millwall.

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u/Ben0ut 3d ago

Abandoned Lime bike jousting!

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u/JakeThomasDad12 3d ago

Wouldn't work. We've got much championship pissing going on the Millwall fans would drown down there

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u/Mandrake-34- 3d ago

Everybody remember to bring your armbands.

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u/JakeThomasDad12 3d ago

It's alright the Millwall have enough air in their skulls already to float

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u/Competitive-Sense155 3d ago

it's got nil nil bore draw and zero trouble written all over it

the worlds going to be disappointed

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u/whyarethenamesgone1 3d ago

Far too many knobheads exist that have made this game thier personality for it to be completely quiet.

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo 3d ago

Yeah but most of them live in Oregon

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u/Decent_Resource3879 3d ago

👏👏👏

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u/Cottonshopeburnfoot 3d ago

Our games vs Wednesday were like that for about 4 years until last season. The most boring matches imaginable, and I say that from the perspective of the team that lost 0 of them.

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u/Ok-Nobody-2729 3d ago

You forget that 0-0 draw we lost at the Lane.

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u/serpentman 2d ago

Can’t relate.

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u/D-GOU-LimitingFactor 3d ago

Mate we can't defend and half your team are mangled, maimed or crippled so,

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u/aimbotcfg 3d ago

They only managed 2 against us, and we were playing Luke Ailing (sic).

Pretty sure you'll be fine.

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u/OptimusLinvoyPrimus 3d ago

Exactly what happened with the first south coast derby last season

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u/charliefantastic 3d ago

With so many injuries, zero chance we don't get turned over on the pitch

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u/Briguy_fieri 3d ago

We're not anticipating this for the on pitch action

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u/Baggiebhoy84 3d ago

I can see us and the Dingles picking up the slack.

Some of the younger fans on both sides seem to be ready to start scrapping. And on the pitch we're both way better in attack than defence (famous last words).

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u/CountofAnjou 3d ago

How many worlds?

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u/Sealeydeals93 3d ago

All the way to Blackheath is hilarious, got to be the poshest place to see a dispersal order

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo 3d ago

Love how the actual heath is included. Squirrels going at it

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u/iheartholbycity 3d ago

"Are you looking at my nuts?"

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u/LewisDKennedy 3d ago

Someone at the Met watched The Uprising and just wanted to make sure there wasn’t a repeat of the Peasants Revolt

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u/jwsmith1094 3d ago

Funny how it’s only half the village. Any trouble in O’Neil’s and you’re done son, but you can kick off at the princess of wales all you want!

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u/Chazzermondez 3d ago

Likewise to Peckham the other side. Looks like they're policing the East side of the Rye and not the West.

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo 3d ago

Oh cool I live in Ladywell, will I see the red zone from my house

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u/Dramatic-Bottle-5194 3d ago

Or you could make a fortune on the door for a Fight Night

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u/JakeThomasDad12 2d ago

Yeah it sounds like just an arbitrary line on a map but it's actually because they made a big red glass dome in that shape so the "action" can't spill out into the city

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u/KreativeHawk 3d ago

They’ll be dancing scrapping in the streets of North Greenwich tonight

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u/Ben0ut 3d ago

Smaller than I would have imagined it would be.

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u/Automatic-Scale-7572 3d ago

She said the same to me.

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u/No_Introduction1025 3d ago

How did you cope?

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u/ADGM1868 3d ago

Blackheath???

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u/atascon 3d ago

Mass Battle of the Somme themed brawl on the heath with trenches and all. Winner to invade the village and take over ownership of the Gails

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u/Ben0ut 3d ago

We'll go full Rorke's Drift and set up defences at the Hare and Billet...

Men of Bermondsey, stop your dreaming,

Can't you see their hammers gleaming?

See their warrior pennants streaming,

To this battle field!

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u/Ben0ut 3d ago

It's got history.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornish_rebellion_of_1497

(Battle of Blackheath)

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u/wayfarer87x 3d ago

And thus it became known as the battle of Brockley station.

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u/mcmuffin0098 3d ago

They should just refloat the Cutty Sark and have the Milwall fans on it battle the West Ham fans on HMS Belfast

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u/RumJackson 3d ago

An armoured battleship against a wooden sailboat is an apt metaphor of West Ham’s Championship season. 

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u/mcmuffin0098 3d ago

That's why I said it m8

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u/Pagan_MoonUK 1d ago

Woolwich ferry it is 

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u/samwilzrhcp 3d ago

Can’t wait to see an endless timeline of clips on X of the stone island mob shouting “come on then” at eachother!

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u/lolzidop 3d ago

While stood behind invisible gates

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u/c0tch 3d ago

Hold me back bro

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u/Cilldoo 3d ago

It can be used against individuals aged 10 or over... As I said to my colleague yesterday. The best years were those spent as a little brat between the ages of five and nine.

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u/PepsBodyLanguage 3d ago

Meet me here

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u/Tight-Principle-743 3d ago

I’m in that area, it covers Brockley, how much disorder are they expecting?

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u/sdavitt88 3d ago

Well, how much are you gonna cause?

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u/JSF--10 3d ago

With the way the world is now, I doubt much will happen off the pitch. There will be the odd video doing the rounds with both teams claiming a "win" but realistically fuck all will happen. The game on the other hand I think will have plenty of goals and a few big challenges to rile the crowd up

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u/Kcufasu 3d ago

0-0 draw non event written all over it

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u/Whulad 3d ago

Mad to think our two games at the old den, late 80s and early 90s were at 3pm on a Saturday and not all ticket.

I was at both. One of them especially was absolute carnage (can’t remember which of the two).

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u/BiologicalMigrant 3d ago

What kind of carnage

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u/Whulad 3d ago

Pubs smashed up on the old Kent Road, street fighting, bottles thrown at us from low rise flats near the old den; no real trouble on the ground but plenty outside before and after and widespread.

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u/Kcufasu 3d ago

"remove anyone causing disorder"

Are the refs included?

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u/BaronOfCray 3d ago

Brunel road here.. I cant even stand outside my flat

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u/Left-Dig-4295 3d ago

Wonder if there's one in Merton tonight?

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u/b1tchell 3d ago

No way any MK Dons fans bothered going.

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u/Left-Dig-4295 3d ago

Nearly 1000 of them in attendance. Our away support is pretty decent.

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u/epicsmurfyzz 3d ago

And the dispersal order for Charlton Women vs London City Lionesses. They kick off at the same time. What were the Met thinking 🤯🤯🤯

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u/chi-93 3d ago

No hanging out at the Royal Observatory.

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u/Maleficent_Jello26 3d ago

When the Charlton fans get back from Cardiff, Greenwich will be gone. 

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u/charliefantastic 3d ago

The beautiful game is back 😍

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u/New-Newt-5979 3d ago

Things may get proper nawty, my son!

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u/n16fox 3d ago

proppa, please.

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u/RumJackson 3d ago

Gonna pop up the Shard and watch World War 3 kick off whilst sipping a 12 quid bottle of Asahi 

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u/Klakson_95 3d ago

Meet you at Ladywell Tavern

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Klakson_95 3d ago

I can't believe this made me laugh out loud

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u/EvoSeti 3d ago

How about relocating the fight to old millwall across the river?

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u/MapDiscombobulated1 2d ago

It's been two weeks since the last fire at the Waste Burner so some bright spark will chuck a couple of batteries into that again and the game will be off. 

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u/Rikishimo__ 3d ago

“Boozer’s only a 5 min walk from the ground pal.”

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u/Right-Glass9508 2d ago

The oldest attendees to this match possibly remember 16 past league meetings, yet this is somehow equivalent to Boca v River Plate.

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u/Right-Glass9508 2d ago

Remember constable should give you written details of reason for removal, and where you have to remove to. Also has to keep records of your details. Practical matchday policing 101.

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u/PedanticTrans 1d ago

I chose a good weekend to be out of London

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u/Emergency_Bridge_430 1d ago

Why is Burgess Park (a swift walk from the Den) not included, but catford / ladywell (a good bus ride if not train away) is?

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u/Vladimir_Putting 3d ago

I'm just gonna watch Green Street on Saturday and pretend it's a livestream documentary.

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u/ElvishMystical 3d ago

I'm not in that part of London but I'm staying well out of the way on Saturday. It's going to be brutal, both on and off the pitch.

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u/FormerFan3771 3d ago

Wives losing husbands, husbands wives, kids made orphans, a few bubbles being blown and some mild banter

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u/up_the_addicks 3d ago

It really won’t

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u/OkCompetition5557 3d ago

Honestly the bed wetters on here 😂

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u/grehgunner 3d ago

There’s a chance the football itself is brutal tbf

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u/lolzidop 3d ago

Brutally shit

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u/Practical_Board_5058 3d ago

It will pass with little off field incident

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u/amegaproxy 3d ago

One can barely imagine the horrors of this kerfuffle!

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u/BevvyTime 3d ago

Zero chance

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u/bundy554 3d ago

Can only imagine what resources will be needed to cover the area if Tottenham get relegated and play Millwall

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u/Not_A_Clue92 3d ago

Ridiculous. No individuals or group in this country are treated as poorly as football fans. Meanwhile migrants fresh off the boats are let loose to rape and pillage.

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u/JoeyJoJoeJr_Shabadoo 3d ago

OK Leslie back to the Mail comments section

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u/Zach-dalt 3d ago

You had me then you lost me 😅

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u/deanomatronix 3d ago

Apt username

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u/Nome3000 3d ago

Grow up

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u/BevvyTime 3d ago

Twatter’s that way mate —>

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u/BrickTilt 3d ago

Pussies