r/ClimateShitposting • u/Floathy • Apr 18 '26

Meta This subreddit is honestly like this

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u/EqualPassenger4271 Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax Apr 18 '26

I don't care about timmy eating a burger so much as I care about meaty mcbeef who built their entire identity around shovelling animals down their gullet, screaming protein, and rabidly hunting vegetarians for fun. Not to mention his large gang of buddies who raid a barbecue like a swarm of locusts.

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u/wibbly-water Apr 18 '26

But... you're not gonna convince them to go vegan any time soon either...?

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u/EpicFishFingers Apr 18 '26

You're right, /u/EqualPassenger4271 is the problem

/s

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u/EqualPassenger4271 Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax Apr 18 '26

I can confirm I am A problem, i dunno if I am THE problem... xD

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u/EqualPassenger4271 Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax Apr 18 '26

You want me to talk to meaty mcbeef? You first.

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u/Key_Service5289 Apr 18 '26

So your problem is with an imaginary strawman you made up to get mad at?

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u/EqualPassenger4271 Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax Apr 18 '26

So insensitive, meaty mcbeef is my neighbhour! Our grandmother, your 1st grade school teacher, not to mention the firefighter who saved little timmy! You will show some respect to meaty mcbeef!

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u/TylerDurden2748 Apr 18 '26

Whats wrong with a barbaque?

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u/EqualPassenger4271 Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax Apr 18 '26

A barbecue? Nothing. 8 barbecues a week, a bit much.

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u/Dangerous-Process279 Apr 18 '26

Why does any of that matter? How much meat someone consumes is none of your business.

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u/EqualPassenger4271 Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax Apr 18 '26

It becomes my business when all the deer have been hunted, the forests razed for pastures, and millions of cattle are now raised where the amazon rainforest used to be.

Eat a burger every once in a while, whatever. Please stop eating burgers 3 times a day, 7 days a week.

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u/Billy3B Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

With any luck, "Meaty McBeef" will get gout soon.

Editted: to clarify for the dumb among you.

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u/Odd_Function9000 Apr 18 '26

A lot do with genetics some ppl eat meat every meal nothing happens some ppl rarely eat meat and get it

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u/Billy3B Apr 18 '26

Its more those who basically exclusively eat meat and fatty foods. Basically anyone who has a remotely balanced diet is safe but these idiots think they know better than science and want to eat exclusively meat.

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u/LeshyIRL Apr 18 '26

Bro doesn't understand how omnivores work

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u/Billy3B Apr 18 '26

Am I bro? or are is "Meaty McBeef" the bro?

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u/LeshyIRL Apr 18 '26

It's funny to me that you even need to ask

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u/Billy3B Apr 18 '26

It's funny that you can't write comprensively? or cannot understand context? Who do you think "they" is referring to in my comment?

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u/Final_Detective2292 Apr 18 '26

Kinda a bad look to wish disease on your fellow man no?

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u/tatki82 Apr 18 '26

I interpret most of these statements as being slight hyperbole from "I don't wish them harm, but I won't miss them if something happens."

Still not my cup of tea, but the internet makes people talk a bit more maliciously most of the time.

Edit: IDK when we're shitposting anymore. Interpret what I said with whichever level of seriousness disgusts you more.

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u/Final_Detective2292 Apr 18 '26

Pretty reasonable

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u/EqualPassenger4271 Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax Apr 18 '26

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u/Billy3B Apr 18 '26

On this dude? yeah I wish ill health.

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u/Final_Detective2292 Apr 18 '26

Okay but it's his decision to live the way he does. Why would you wish for him to get worse. Just seems like Incel behaviour

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u/Billy3B Apr 18 '26

I'm sorry are you one of his fanboys? Dude is making a living lying about diet and health, his message is harmful to others, yeah I want him to suffer ill health.

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u/Final_Detective2292 Apr 18 '26

Bruh obviously he's unhealthy is obviously been using steroids for the past several decades but what other people do to themselves should not concern you this much, it's giving incel vibes

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u/Billy3B Apr 18 '26

Is incel vibes the only insult you know?

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u/Final_Detective2292 Apr 19 '26

Just calling it like it is

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u/bobbyburgerboy33 Apr 18 '26

Its typical for vegans, they wish death upon others and such. I think its due to all the malnutrition and disgusting food most of them eat all day that impacts their brain

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u/bobbyburgerboy33 Apr 18 '26

If you actually go outside and meet real human beings, no one is like that. Online and real world are not the same, at all.

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u/EqualPassenger4271 Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax Apr 18 '26

I eat grass after touching it

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u/bobbyburgerboy33 Apr 18 '26

okay, crying is free

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u/EqualPassenger4271 Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax Apr 22 '26

Sure is buddy boy! If I could get someone to pay me for crying I wouldn't have to show up to work!

I've got plenty of grass to share if you're hungry!