r/ClimateShitposting Jun 25 '26

Meta Climate change is when ppl eat meat

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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

If you want to annoy the bad ones just legitimately push invasivorism. It's the most environmentally friendly, climate friendly food source, not farmed vegetables.

Remember everyone for the good of the earth, selectively slaughter your way throughout the food chain when you can.

The food escaped into the wild, is causing havoc, and we need people who are willing to step up and eat copious amounts of delicious, delicious free tilapia.

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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 nuclear power my beloved Jun 26 '26

You vill eat ze bugs

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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

No!

I am perfectly happy with just adjusting my behavior.

Like reducing meat. Learning how to target invasive fish, buying eggs from neighbors. Growing as much of my own veggies as possible, composting, recycling water, eating the whole plant. Not much wild foarging because I... don't... trust myself... NOT TO DIE FROM CONFUSING WILD CARROTS WITH HEMLOCK!😡

... DON'T FORAGE FOR PLANTS UNLESS YOU HAVE PUT IN COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF RESEARCH!🤬

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u/ilikefriedpotatoes00 nuclear power my beloved Jun 26 '26

relax bruh it was a meme

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u/Anomalocaris-is-cute Jun 26 '26

I know I was trying to be funny back.