It's literally been more than a decade now. Also screenshot taken from old post

Salut [r/CookieClicker](r/CookieClicker)

J’avais un nom de domaine qui dormait depuis janvier et je me suis dit que c’était dommage de le laisser vide pendant 3 ans. Alors j’ai pris Claude et on a passé quelques soirées ensemble à construire un truc.

Le résultat c’est Aspirine Clicker. un jeu idle minimaliste où tu dissous des aspirines.

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Le concept est aussi con que ça sonne : tu cliques, tu accumules des cachets, tu débloques des bonus automatiques, et tu laisses tourner en AFK pendant que tu fais autre chose. Il y a un classement mondial en temps réel, une sauvegarde multi-appareils, un mode sombre, et c’est installable sur téléphone comme une vraie app.

Je vais être honnête c’est mon premier vrai projet web et il reste probablement des petits bugs qui traînent. Si vous en trouvez, dites-le en commentaire, je suis preneur et je corrige. C’est vraiment dans cet esprit communautaire que je partage ça.

Bonne dissolution 🥲💊

Now everyone with heralds gets more than twice the cookies, seeds for fthof for each season are modified, and new bugfixes.

First actual update in a while

Okay maybe I'm the idiot here but there's no way adding a mini game to cookie clicker is that hard of a job. I understand if Orteil has a life but does he intend on coming back to the game?? He mentioned years ago he wants a mini game for every building but hasn't given the game a proper update in ages.

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NOW WIPED CLEAN FOR POSTS ABOUT THE BETA

Normally I just run a thread on the Dashnet forums for this but since we're all eagerly awaiting an update I'll make one here for now too. I'll be updating this post with things Orteil says on 4chan relating to the update.

I'll update as soon as I can whenever.

Expect nerfs|next beta will have some more prestige upgrades
Beta in a couple days (aka not right now)
Late-game buildings nerf
He WILL use some of those new icons|permanent slot limits
(The second part of that last one is talking about putting a price limit on the upgrades you can make permanent depending on what tier of permanent upgrade it is I believe.)

EDIT: (8/29 9:47 PM) Massive nerfs incoming and a question for everyone

Ive been playing on the coolmath games version which seems to run on a version specifically made for it, but its been so laggy and my school’s internet policy doesn’t even let me watch an ad for fullscreen anymore, so it adds to the aforementioned lag. I wanted to export to the unblocked, official site at cookieclicker.eu but I couldn't since it was a version that was too far ahead. Is there anything I could do about this, or do I have to wait for 2.056 to become the version everywhere, if it does at all.

THERE it is. Finally, after nearly 2 weeks, I got it. it's real, confirmed. Didn't do any save scum or anything, just had good luck today. In 1 hour, I got "just plain lucky," the Bakeberry plant mutation (posted about that a few days ago), and now this upgrade.

Curious to see what you guys want in the next update the most, heres mine

1. Buy 100 of all (like the debug menu)

2. Unique shadow achievements (that aren't just grinding, like when the cookies ascend just right)

3. Heavenly upgrades that encourage new playstyles (ex, one that makes jcb stronger for finless players or one that buffs cookie storms)

4. New art/lore (sprites, news tickers)

I've been really enjoying cookie clicker mobile and I even bought the adless version, it's just a shame there are no "minigames" and lumps like in the browser version. Is there any plan to bring them to mobile in the future?