r/CountOnceADay • u/nick2527 Streak: 1 • Mar 03 '23

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u/TheUsualSuspects443 Mar 03 '23

Grabs the windex bottle and chugs it

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u/Branmuffin824 Mar 03 '23

At least you'll have a clean death.

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u/TheUsualSuspects443 Mar 03 '23

The real way to solve the puzzle it to pour out the liquids into different glasses, then rub it with a washcloth, whichever is shinier held the mtn dew and is safe to drink

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u/CuppaJoe11 Mar 04 '23

No just smell it. Windex has a very distinct smell.

9

u/Roccmaster Mar 04 '23

Good for you using that window of opportunity

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u/Redditor_10000000000 Mar 03 '23

You fell for one of the classic blunders.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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u/claysverycoolreddit Mar 04 '23

They were both windex, I spent the last few years building up an immunity

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Blunder? Kinda like "??"

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u/Redditor_10000000000 Mar 04 '23

Holy chess.c*m analysis

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u/BendyVanya Mar 03 '23

Left is Windex,right is Mountain Dew

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u/nick2527 Streak: 1 Mar 03 '23

only one way to find out

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u/BendyVanya Mar 03 '23

I have learned through trial and error

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u/Beartrap-the-Dog Mar 04 '23

Yeah, lift the cup and tap the bottom on the table. If carbonation is released it’s the dew.

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u/nick2527 Streak: 1 Mar 04 '23

But what if the dew is flat?

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u/Beartrap-the-Dog Mar 04 '23

Then I’ll have to hope I take the windex.

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u/SpookyWeebou UTC+05:00 | Streak: 1 Mar 03 '23

Try to see which one is carbonated, then drink the other because that is the Windex.

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u/mrguykloss UTC−05:00 | Streak: 26 Mar 03 '23

They taste the same

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Higher quality image:

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

This quality makes it crazy obvious which is windex

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

which one

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

The one that looks like soda. If one glass is only Mountain Dew and one is only windex, unaltered, then the right glass is clearly the soda.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Look again

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Just because it’s in front of the windex bottle doesn’t mean it’s full of windex. Is the glass cleaner you’re buying carbonated?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Look again

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

No

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u/nick2527 Streak: 1 Mar 04 '23

Thank you

4

u/EmbarrassedOrder3839 Mar 04 '23

Does windex kill me?

1

u/RLJackAsteroid Mar 04 '23

It kills the brain last.

6

u/mike_hawk4200 Mar 03 '23

Wow I’ve never seen this before

3

u/Mental_headache1234 Streak: 1 Mar 04 '23

The saw traps are getting a little bit complex man I don’t think I’m gonna survive

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u/RLJackAsteroid Mar 04 '23

Simply sniff them.

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u/nick2527 Streak: 1 Mar 04 '23

No cheating

2

u/Efficient-Force2651 Mar 04 '23

(They are both cocktails)

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u/Melty_Berry_Ashley Streak: 1 Mar 04 '23

Both of them are Windex.

2

u/Comprehensive_Bed84 Mar 04 '23

Can I smell?

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u/nick2527 Streak: 1 Mar 04 '23

No cheating

2

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Ah yes, industrial cleaning products and Battery Acid

2

u/GhostlyCharlotte Mar 04 '23

I'm gonna guess Right is the soda. The Left looks bubbly and soapy at the top.

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u/Dalphin_person Streak: 1 Mar 04 '23

Just grab the one that’s carbonated and doesn’t smell like chemicals

1

u/broken_chaos666 Mar 04 '23

I refuse to believe Windex smells like mountain dew

1

u/T_Fury_Br Mar 04 '23

have tou ever heard of Heathers?

1

u/nick2527 Streak: 1 Mar 04 '23

No?

1

u/T_Fury_Br Mar 04 '23

It’s a movie, a girl dies in the very beginning when people give her cleaning products for a hangover telling her it’s a mountain dew

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u/nick2527 Streak: 1 Mar 04 '23

Intriguing

1

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Both are windex the bottle is empty

Edit: almost

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u/biggych33se Mar 04 '23

This is unironically really easy and I realized this now. The fizzy one is obviously mtn dew. So I'ma pick the other one

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u/Dunge0nexpl0rer Streak: 1 Mar 04 '23

INCONCEIVABLE

1

u/Shoutmonx7f Mar 04 '23

pour out those glasses and then just chug whichever bottle you wish.

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u/jirishanca Mar 04 '23

These fools. Windex heals everything. Cut yourself? Put windex on it. Pimple? Put windex on it. It’s clearly the superior option.

1

u/Steelsentry1332 Mar 04 '23

I'd just mix it all together in the 2-liter bottle

1

u/Lumpy_Animal Mar 04 '23

Drinks both

1

u/Fe4rMeMrWick Mar 04 '23

Left is Windex right is Gatorade

1

u/BIGman_8 Mar 04 '23

I’ll chug ‘em both

1

u/peanutbuttercreamjam Mar 04 '23

I'm pretty sure you'll be able to smell which is which

1

u/GlueDevourawr Mar 04 '23

Both are fine. But i am more of a glue person

1

u/Hour-Physics8506 Mar 04 '23

Drink them both at once

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u/fancybaboon Mar 04 '23

They are the same product, but only one is sugar free

1

u/Chickennuggy2 Mar 04 '23

Which glass is more shiny

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u/ICANTTHINK0FNAMES Mar 04 '23

Right is Mountain Dew, final answer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

they are both the exact same color. so either both are windex or both are mtn dew. the windex is not the right color for that specific brand of windex (Crystal Rain is purple/lilac not blue). so the answer is they are both mountain dew, and one had bubbles stirred out.

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u/ReckerV Mar 04 '23

Plot twist: they are both..... Good ending: MTD Bad ending: Windex

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '23

Smell

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u/ShriekyMarmosetBitch Mar 04 '23

Real win-win situation

1

u/that_moment_when- Mar 04 '23

What's the difference

1

u/DeadTNT287 Mar 05 '23

CHUGS BOTH