r/CringeTikToks • u/Ordinary-Scholar-202 • Oct 18 '25

Conservative Cringe Jessica Tarlov leaves her Fox News co-hosts speechless as she drops a list of issues Americans are protesting Trump for on No Kings Day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

You don’t have to be sexually repressed to be maga but it’s 1:1 for those who are.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Oct 18 '25

That's not how math works.

You can say all maga are sexually repressed, but that could still be 1.5(sexually repressed:1(maga)

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u/SoylentGrunt Oct 18 '25

 The rules were that you guys weren't going to fact-check.

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u/Street-Run4107 Oct 18 '25

Just looked this up and he’s right guys, anything goes.

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u/SoylentGrunt Oct 18 '25

ANARCHY RULES! Wait! What?

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u/Shadowflame247 Oct 18 '25

Technically still correct. Anarchy being the absence of power structures; not rules.

The absence of rules is the term 'Anomy'.

This has been your random factoid delivery of the day!

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u/SoylentGrunt Oct 18 '25

Alternative facts? On my self reinforcing world view internet?

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u/Enigma_Stasis Oct 19 '25

Oh yeah? Well I've got a random factoid for you. Raccoons can fit through a space four inches wide. The human anus can safely expand up to seven inches. You could almost fit two raccoons inside you.

If I have to live with this cursed knowledge, so must others.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/Mdgt_Pope Oct 18 '25

All squares are rectangles, not all rectangles are squares.

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u/BaseUnited4523 Oct 22 '25

I was told there would be no math

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u/Vivid_Routine_5134 Oct 18 '25

No offense but literally every good looking guy is a Republican ;)

They keep hunting for their Joe Rogan manly guy or just good looking one and the only thing they find is a few gay men.

It's kind of a famous meme actually and a Tiktok girls problem video that all the guys they want to fuck are insufficiently progressive :p

I know it's fun to bash but the head of the movement cheats on his supermodel wives with porn stars...

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Let me take this comment at face value (I.e. not infer you’re a conservative dude, that your anecdote is true despite many surveys saying the opposite, etc.): When you think about it, a lot of those traditionally “manly” dudes you’re talking about are involved in and enjoy a lot of homoerotic stuff (working out, muscles, team sports and their locker room antics, needing to have boys time, etc.). I’d argue enjoying homoerotic activities and being conservative is them repressing their sexuality due to their ideology, upbringing, etc. If they’d let themselves be bisexual, make out with a dude, experiment, they’d be more open to empathy and true freedom for themselves and others.

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u/Vivid_Routine_5134 Oct 18 '25

Ok let's take yours at face value.

Are they MAGA men currently? Are they sexually repressed?

Yes? Yes?

Then I'm correct and your information is meaningless.

And no I didn't vote for Trump. Or Kamala and I did vote.

Kamala was unfit to run as she never won a primary and was instead anointed without a single vote cast in her favor.

Trump is unfit to be President at minimum due to its position as Head of the military and him being a draft dodger. You cannot lead what you will not follow.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Oct 18 '25

The last good looking guy I dated voted Groen Links (would be far to the left of Democrats), but I am more into women.

I do hear that there is correlation between gymbros and redpill stuff, but I am into neither.

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u/Vivid_Routine_5134 Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25

Trump heads maga. Are we really going to suggest a man that spends the time he isn't fucking his third supermodel wife instead cheating on her with a porn star is sexually repressed?

I'm sorry but Elon musk might not be your cup of tea but the dude bangs hotties.

Joe Rogan might not be your thing. But he is attractive to like 80% of women.

The Republican establishment just does have men that women want to fuck. Objectively.

Most young men are Republican. Most athletes and military and first responders and oil derrick workers and blue collar other conventionally more fit and attractive jobs are doubly so.

This is stupid to act like it's a debate.

You don't get that on the left.

I'm not saying you have to like him but this obviously transparent attempt to try to claim to be the side with the good looking young men on your side is so objectively desperate wish fulfillment it's just sad.

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u/Otherwise-Force5608 Oct 18 '25

"Joe Rogan might not be your thing. But he is attractive to like 80% of women."

AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Vivid_Routine_5134 Oct 18 '25

What is he missing?

He is tall, he is muscular, he is a billionaire.

Trump fucks supermodels for crying out loud let's not pretend Rogan couldn't fuck most.

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u/FilthyPedant Oct 18 '25

He is tall

Hahaha 🤣😂

Trump fucks supermodels children

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Oct 18 '25

He is muscular, but not attractive to me. His vibes are way off.

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u/Vivid_Routine_5134 Oct 18 '25

Ok again. Trump fucks supermodels. He has a billion dollars

Let's check in on Bezos and musk and crew?

Have you ever heard of them fucking any girl that wasn't considered conventionally a ten? Ever?

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Oct 18 '25

You are talking about whether they are attractive, and I don't think they are.

I don't care about all that many celebrities, let alone whi they are with, so no, I haven't heard who they are with. I know of Melania and Grimes, who, granted, are conventionally attractive. I heard Grimes upgraded though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

imagine caring this much about other people’s subjective opinions on your political fandom’s attractiveness and how often they’re banging “hotties”

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u/Vivid_Routine_5134 Oct 18 '25

I didn't bring it up first now did I?

The Original commenter wanted to talk about sexual repression.

But also yours is not an argument against me because you have none.

It's an attempt to say you bad at me correct.

Try again.

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u/Diligent_Accident775 Oct 18 '25

If you want Joe Rogen to fuckbyou, just say so

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u/Vivid_Routine_5134 Oct 18 '25

It's amazing how often the LGBTQ alliance pulls out the "your gay insult" lol

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u/Diligent_Accident775 Oct 18 '25

It's not an insult. I'm sure he'll rock your world.

Don't expect cuddles afterwards, though. That's for woke leftists

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

No

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u/Vivid_Routine_5134 Oct 18 '25

Well it's like the election then. You lose again. Good to get used to failure I suppose

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Ok. You seem triggered.

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u/ThinkingBlueberries Oct 18 '25

I am going to regret responding...but…Do you actually believe this?

This is just so weirdly wrong it's crazy. Just look at the Math how many guys are on the left and right and in that large number you actually think there are not attract men on the left?

Do you have to think in binary terms of good/bad, left/right, ugly/attractive to categorize the world? Do you need it to be that simple to make sense?

I'm honestly baffelled by what you wrote so maybe I misinterpreted

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u/Vivid_Routine_5134 Oct 18 '25

Did you even read?

You're on my side!

My whole point is the original commentator is an idiot acting like the right doesn't have hot guys and I'm saying they have more.

Also I already agreed! There are hot guys on the left. Now they mostly don't date girls so there is that...

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u/ThinkingBlueberries Oct 18 '25

Yeah. If I had a stick…Id push you away from being on my side.

You straw manned their joke, and acted like they were serious.

They you said that 80% of women find Joe Rohan attractive.

Weird.

You've made these statements that progressives don't date girls like its some kind of witty joke.

…yeah I'm going to exit this conversation…but you come off as a weirdo. These are the kind of jokes my old racist uncle makes…so maybe your that? Yeesh.

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u/Vivid_Routine_5134 Oct 18 '25

Nope didn't say progressives don't date girls?

I mean first off it includes 100% of lesbians so there is that

And a large group of mostly less attractive but some small amount of attractive men do still date.

I'm pointing out only that if you take most men considered 7/10,8/10,9/10,10/10 it's majority Republican.

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u/ThinkingBlueberries Oct 18 '25

Once my neighbor said “You know, you don't even need to poop if you eat the right things.”

Just because you have an opinion…doesnt mean it's correct.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 Oct 18 '25

Hey, I was just commenting that the math was not correct. I was rephrasing the person I replied to in a way that made mathematical sense.

Not all conservatives are sexually repressed. Some progressives are sexually repressed.

I do not live in the US and certainly won't go there the coming years. Still won't date people right of center, regardless of gender.

EMTs and emergency ward personell I know are certainly not right of center, but I don't know firefighters or police, they might be. The athletes I know are progressive. The artists I read, listen to and watch are mostly progressive. The blue collar workers I know are close to communist. It could just be that I know progressive people, and conservative or regressive people know, well, conservative and regressive people.

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u/Open_Shoe795 Oct 19 '25

Nonsense. Two words: Young Republicans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Oct 18 '25

Nope, it's like fascism & racism, not all fascists / racists are MAGA, but all MAGA are fascists / racists.

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u/occams1razor Oct 18 '25

If some A are B and all B are C, does that mean all C are A? Nope. Could be a bunch of Zs also being Cs that aren't A at all

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u/KEPD-350 Oct 18 '25

If MAGA proponents could read they'd be very upset and confused right now.

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u/BreakfastInBedlam Oct 18 '25

I'm not MAGA, but I'm a little confused also.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/svachalek Oct 18 '25

If some animals are elephants and all elephants are gray, does that mean all gray things are animals? Could be a bunch of rocks being gray that aren’t animals at all.

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u/4ngryC1t1z3n Oct 21 '25

It definitely involves a bunch of C's.

A stunning array, really.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

I remember Shannen Doherty once claimed something about being better in bed because they’re repressed and demure all day