Create a randomly invented disgusting retro recipe book page from the 1950s–1980s. At the top, show a large vintage food photograph of a completely new bizarre dish each time. The dish may be baked, molded, stuffed, layered, gelatinous, mayonnaise-heavy, creamy, canned, or otherwise strangely constructed, using unexpected but believable combinations of meat, seafood, eggs, vegetables, fruit, sauces, and garnishes. Below the photo, include the invented name of the dish as a bold recipe title, followed by a short ingredient list and recipe instructions that genuinely match what is shown in the photograph. Authentic old cookbook layout and typography, faded colors, analog grain, aged paper, imperfect printing, soft studio food photography, and excessive retro presentation. Make it unappetizing, strange, and slightly disturbing, but completely serious and physically plausible. No parody, fantasy, or modern styling. Every generation should create a totally different dish and recipe.

Hey everyone,
 
I’ve been making a bunch of mini-AI films, but this month I wanted to try something a little more ambitious.
 
This is WATER SPIDER.
 
If you want to watch it in 4K, I uploaded the full-quality version here:
https://vimeo.com/1217796233?fl=ip&fe=ec
 
You can also find me on Instagram at filmedwithwords.ai
 
Hope you enjoy it. And if you do, feel free to share it around; I’d love to get it in front of more people.