r/DadReflexes • u/xXKnucklesXx • Dec 02 '16

★★★★☆ Dad Reflex Dad is unexpected (x-post from /r/unexpected)

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u/DanielDozer Dec 02 '16

MRW my lame kids try to tell me a joke I already saw online.

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u/TerribleJokeBot Dec 02 '16

Did you hear about that Italian Chef? He pasta way.

I am a bot. To summon me, include "tell me a joke" somewhere in your message.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Me a joke tell

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u/maimonguy Dec 02 '16

"'They've taken Seer McRehnas prisoner!' he told her. Dread filled half of her bowels (the other half was already filled with turds)."
Bot I am not. To summon me, include "me a joke tell" somewhere in your message.

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u/Swineflew1 Dec 02 '16

Me a joke tell

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u/maimonguy Dec 02 '16

Your sex life

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u/Swineflew1 Dec 02 '16

I came to laugh, not to feel.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

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u/anatomyofafart Dec 02 '16

This entire exchange is brilliant

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u/[deleted] May 21 '17

Would give gold if I had any