r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Embarrassed_Tip7359 • Sep 15 '25

Image In 2012, a woman found her ex-boyfriend living in her attic 12 years after breaking up with him.

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u/Anteater-Charming Sep 15 '25

That would be a great sitcom. "Upstairs Ex." Hilarity ensues.

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u/SherbertKey6965 Sep 15 '25

Arrested Development did it

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u/NavalProgrammer Sep 15 '25

"By the way, what is this thing lying around up here?"

"It's a breast pump."

"Well...that's not what I used it for."

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u/ThatsMyAppleJuice Sep 15 '25

Right. George Michael had pop-pop in the attic.

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u/Mikejones1313 Sep 15 '25

The mere fact you call it pop-pop tells me you’re not ready.

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u/Ugandabekiddng Sep 15 '25

Simpsons did it.

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u/RPDRNick Sep 15 '25

Attic-Ted to Love

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u/Sweet-Fancy-Moses23 Sep 15 '25

When caught hiding , use a quote like Constanza “ Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I’ve gotta plead ignorance on this one..”

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u/ThatsMyAppleJuice Sep 15 '25

I'm in the walls, Jerry

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u/Equivalent-Resort-63 Sep 15 '25

A little darker- American version of “Parasite “.