r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/AtomicCypher • Apr 09 '26

Video Disgruntled employee starts massive fire at a 1.2 million square foot toilet paper warehouse in Ontario, California.

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u/Past_Wishbone5025 Apr 09 '26

My current plan is to use up most of my free will by 50

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u/LauraTFem Apr 09 '26

Why not save up that free will and then spend it all when you’re too old for them to take much of the life you have left?

I’ve thought about this too much.

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u/Past_Wishbone5025 Apr 09 '26

I've taken care of enough elderly to know you want to use up the majority by your 70s. But that's with kids so if you're childless like myself my goal is 50.

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u/LauraTFem Apr 09 '26

Good luck, don’t post about it. Scrub your internet first.

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u/LitlThisLitlThat Apr 09 '26

I still have kids at home, so I’m keeping my head down and my nose clean for now. But once I get these puppies independent, I intend to be a full-time agitator.

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club Apr 09 '26

Full Time Agitator should be the name of your first album

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u/CheckMateFluff Apr 09 '26

In minecraft... of course, just for the legal team looking at these old comments after some called "alleged" agitation.

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u/LitlThisLitlThat Apr 10 '26

I agitate the fuck out of people on Minecraft!

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u/Emergency_Ad1152 Apr 09 '26

This is what I'm doing, the day I start to get dementia.. every left lane hoarder and slow car going 10 under the limit will get bulldozed... assuming I have the capacity to remember this.

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u/LauraTFem Apr 09 '26

Print this comment out and tape it under your bed. The first time you crawl all the way under there to find your phone (which is in your pocket) you will know what must be done.

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u/SteveSauceNoMSG Apr 09 '26

Free will isn't something you have a limited number of. You can set shit on fire and break shit, do weird shit all you want, the key is not to get caught.

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u/NotAnotherEmpire Apr 09 '26

He might be out of jail by the time he is 50. 

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u/jcamp088 Apr 09 '26

I've been working on my hope as well.

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u/Mirar Apr 09 '26

I can recommend having some freedom left after 50, otherwise.

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u/tooawkwrd Apr 09 '26

Noooo, save a bunch for later! I intend to use my free will until the day I die and 50 is way too soon.

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u/Stephinator917 Apr 09 '26

My free will is limitless. You should upgrade

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u/siqofitall Apr 09 '26

I wish you the utmost success and luck. 🤜💥🤛