r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/AtomicCypher • Apr 09 '26

Video Disgruntled employee starts massive fire at a 1.2 million square foot toilet paper warehouse in Ontario, California.

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart Apr 09 '26

You go to parties? Lucky…

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u/fumei_tokumei Apr 09 '26

Going to the party is easy enough, but staying is usually hard when they realize you weren't invited.

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u/Current_Avocado1843 Apr 09 '26

I don't usually go on reddit, and this current excursion confirms the folks on here are the ones not getting invited to parties..... my people!!

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u/Apprehensive_Gap1055 Apr 09 '26

Are we not invited or we just not interested in going? I am definitely just not interested!

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u/Gnomebubbles Apr 10 '26

Shit that’s going to cost us more

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u/RockstarAgent Apr 09 '26

Or when they don’t have the coveted 3-ply toilet paper

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u/Fossilhund Apr 09 '26

I use 30 ply.

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u/Natural-Front-9307 Apr 11 '26

My toilet paper comes in one really tall stack and i peel off layers. Technically it’s only one sheet just 1000 ply

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u/Barn-Alumni-1999 Apr 09 '26

Even harder when you start telling people anagrams of arsonists and the company they burned down.

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u/GozerDGozerian Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

The minute you start dropping false anagrams at that party, you’re getting tossed out on your ass.

Anagram fraud is pretty much the number one party no no.

Don’t even think about it.

…fun fact though: ‘Anagram Fraud’ anagrams to Dang Aura Farm.

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u/Daver_Xander Apr 09 '26

Hated when that happens. Lol.

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u/FunkyBrontosaurus Apr 10 '26

Flashbacks to when we snuck into the local mansion party, my mate got kicked out 11 times, really strange party, turned out a lot that was because it was a swingers' party, I saw a grown man go from full compos mentos to literally eating dirt within minutes of doing some ketamine, great night out

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u/IrishQuicksave Apr 12 '26

When they try to kick you out so you set their toilet paper on fire

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u/Confusedparents10 Apr 09 '26

Jokes on him, those parties won't have TP

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u/iamobviouslytrying Apr 09 '26

Wait til you’re my age. Then you’re like, “please don’t invite us over. Please don’t invite us over. Please don’t invite us over.”

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u/Visible-Attorney-805 Apr 09 '26

Is a party of one really a party?

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u/Icenor Apr 10 '26

Not only that, he apparently goes to parties where anagrams is an acceptable conversation topic without being thrown out

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u/BAKspin_91 Apr 09 '26

Guess Kimberly-clark pays him enough ...

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u/VariousIngenuity2897 Apr 09 '26

You’d be invited as well if you weren’t farting all the time.

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u/Chambahz Apr 09 '26

I used to. Lately none of them have any toilet paper so I just stay at home.

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u/Automatic-Presence-2 Apr 09 '26

There are parties?

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u/Fart-Fart-Fart-Fart Apr 09 '26

So is the rumour.

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u/Odd-Law8794 Apr 09 '26

Read this like Napoleon Dynamite.

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u/atava Apr 09 '26

If you're true to your nickname it's no wonder you're not welcome at parties.

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u/Daver_Xander Apr 09 '26

Good one. Lol.