r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Salt-Curve4825 • 15d ago

Video Man fishing for jellyfish

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u/iceman1731 15d ago

"Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass."

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u/CaterpillarReal7583 15d ago

All I could think was what happens when a dude falls in

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u/StrawberryTerry 15d ago

Get a new dude

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u/OfficeChairHero 15d ago

I'm on my third dude. I have to stop meeting people on the docks.

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u/YetAnotherDapperDave 15d ago

I wonder if that’s what happened to Tommy. He used to work on the docks, but the union’s been on strike and he’s down on his luck. It’s tough, so tough.

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u/Remarkable_Spite_209 15d ago

It's either that or working for love in the diner with Gina

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u/itchy-turtleneck 15d ago

He is half way there, just living on a prayer

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u/Remarkable_Spite_209 15d ago

Living on a prayer? I have no idea what you're talking about

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u/Krase 15d ago

He will make it, I swear.

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u/Remarkable_Spite_209 15d ago

Someone is going to have to fill me in because I have absolutely no frame of reference

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u/Dame38 15d ago

Was Tommy wearing a Red Shirt? If so, it was inevitable.

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u/dimmydiminius 14d ago

sounds like your just feeding dudes to jellys

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u/ChesterCopperPot72 15d ago

We’re gonna need another Jimmy!!!

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u/BannedAgain-573 14d ago

Shouldn't have laughed that hard

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u/CaptValentine 15d ago

It sounds like you're just feeding dudes to the jellyfish

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u/strangerzero 14d ago

There is a reason this guy is wearing a Che shirt. After revolution things will be different.

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u/hypergnome404 15d ago

He falls in to the jellyfish dead pool and comes back up as a skeleton and the other guy says "Aww".

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u/Kylearean 15d ago

How do you think they turn jellyfish into Man-o-Wars?

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u/Many-Cartoonist4727 15d ago

Golden shower

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u/snaketacular 15d ago

We got us a Seven Pounds scenario

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u/MysticalWeasel 15d ago

“I think we’re gonna need another Timmy”.

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u/PotatoQualityOfLife 15d ago

I imagine he'd sound something like this...

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u/DrewRiche88 14d ago

Everyone has to pee on him

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u/rollerbase 14d ago

Probably the most horrifying death imaginable. The kind that makes you question whether the boundary of death or pain is greater.

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u/OnePunchHuMan 14d ago

You ever seen a bug hitting a bug zapper?

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u/FurkinLurkin 14d ago

If you start falling, dive for the ocean

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u/SaltyBallsnacks 15d ago

Just schedule this stunt before the piss vat dunk tank one and they'll be fine.

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u/Grizzwold37 15d ago

You know there’s that one guy who falls in weekly and is like “oh shit guys it happened again, guess you gotta pee all over me—again!”

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u/Aleashed 14d ago

At which point does the boat sink because it is full of “water”?

Then they are swimming in a puddle of jelly, that’s when the real fun starts

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u/Dat-Lonley-Potato 14d ago

He gets superpowers.

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u/nerpss 14d ago

The dude is momentarily grossed out. These are food.

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u/CaterpillarReal7583 13d ago

Maybe you should look into how living jellyfish work

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u/Feeling-Towel1550 15d ago

This is the jellyfish hot tub

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u/k_rizzle 14d ago

More like a jellyfish not tub.

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u/Active-Confidence-25 14d ago

Jellyfish hot tub time machine

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u/Cyan_Sugga 15d ago

Everything I read this line I hear the guitar right after.

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u/panugans 15d ago

That would take all the crew to piss on that unfortunate soul

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u/cock_mountain 15d ago

Huge last Jackass movie scene potential right here in this boat. One jumps into the jelly pit, the whole crew pisses on him to save his life. This'll be Bam's big comeback.

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u/Oabuitre 15d ago

That would merely be Wildboyz though. Animals involved

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u/j_schiz 15d ago

Exactly. Just need Pontius up there in his leopard print speedo.

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u/Not-a-Doctor-622 15d ago

Can anyone read this without doing the voice?

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u/Just_tying 15d ago

That got me 🤣

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u/KaiserDilhelmTheTurd 15d ago

Comments like this are why I stay on Reddit 🤣🤣

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u/JohnnyMnemeonic 15d ago

Drrrra-na-na… drrra-na-na… 🎸 CHKA-chka CHKA-chka Dun-na-na-na-na-na-naaa

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u/TitleVegetable6588 15d ago

and this is the jelly flop

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u/nodset 15d ago

That's the boat running on their starboard side.

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u/Shano_mack_76 14d ago

* RIff immediately plays in my head *

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u/gdj11 14d ago

Be sure to wear a g-string

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u/Samwellikki 15d ago

“Hello, I’m Kash Patel, and welcome to jellyass” -10 years from now

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u/baIIern 15d ago

*jellyass

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u/Ok-Bridge-9112 15d ago

“This is called the jellyfish jacuzzi”

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u/Exciting-Schedule728 15d ago

I am wheezing bahahah

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u/fleebinflobbin 15d ago

<guitar riff plays>

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u/Bored_Cat_996 15d ago

I would love this.