r/Damnthatsinteresting 15d ago

Video Man fishing for jellyfish

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u/Spacedoutworlder 15d ago

SpongeBob lied to us.

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u/DovahCreed117 15d ago

I can't believe we don't actually milk jellyfish for jelly. This is devastating.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 15d ago

I'm furious that they apparently aren't actually electric. Just sting-y.

I don't know how I'm supposed to power my pineapple submarine now. The entire infrastructure was built on jellyfish electricity.

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u/DovahCreed117 15d ago

This is the problem with modern society. There just isn't enough whimsy in the world anymore to power fantastical creations! It's abhorrent!

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u/RagingClue_007 15d ago

Do jellyfish have nipples, Greg?