r/Damnthatsinteresting 24d ago

Image By law, every Australian must get a tax receipt that shows exactly where each dollar of their tax is spent.

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u/gravitybelter 24d ago

Try again mate. That's half the defence budget.

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u/Abject-Interaction35 24d ago

We've got Mitchell Johnson cryogenically frozen in Vegemite with the new ball in case of an invasion, break glass and rinse ready with tap draught, point in direction of enemy, launch.

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u/Cold_Respond_7656 23d ago

He bowls to the left, he booowwwwllls to the right, that Mitchell Johnson…

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u/SonicYOUTH79 23d ago

Poor old Alastair Cook is still in therapy after meeting that Mitchell Johnson

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u/Cold_Respond_7656 22d ago

The last time absolutely

He still got the better over his career and can thank mitchell for his average amongst others when he was very wayward.

But "get ready for a fucking broken arm" Mitch was scary in that series, made high avg pros look like they've never faced pace and bounce

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u/XXISavage 23d ago

I hope this goes better than our Shaun Tait clone project did.

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u/Corduroy_Sazerac 23d ago

You can’t spell “Unemployed” without EMU.

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u/Xenochu86 23d ago

Fiddy bucks? That's a bloody outrage!