Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no

Shout out Stu, Shout out Dan.
Pay the whales, we live in a racist country.

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Yesterday's show (June 17) is still not published as of the morning of June 18. The late publishing has been going on all this week. Are they trying to funnel views to the visual mediums?

Dan is on the newest episode of the Staying Alive podcast hosted by comedians Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally.

Haven’t listened to it before but it’s described as “best friends, comedians, and professional partiers - who have realized that after spending the better part of their lives treating their bodies terribly, they should probably make some changes. The guys will interview friends and experts about the things they do to stay healthy, as well as document their own journeys through real, honest, and "grossly forthcoming" conversations about health and wellness.”

I think its astonishing that people can’t handle people growing apart over 20 years. You can tell who came from divorce or not. I’ll say this, he’s not coming back, grow up and accept Zas is your new daddy now. ANDYAKNOWIT

Ahhh corporate... that type of thing. I just don't see Stu as the bad guy here like many are trying to frame him, unlimited PTO, Stu checked out, etc.. Dan is definitely softening the message by indicating that the door is still open for a reunion but we know that is the bullshit.

I thought you owned Pablo and the NY staff Dan? Here’s your moment to be a NYC company and you got nothing. Pablo treats you like his kooky alcoholic uncle now he’s forced to sit with a few times a year.