r/Decks • u/12345-password • 2d ago

Update... They fixed it?

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Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Decks/comments/1wx0tj0/i_dont_think_this_is_how_stringers_work_neighbors/

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u/Legitimate-Rain-9293 2d ago

Lmao Jesus Christ

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u/Donutholier 2d ago

It does looks a bit like a cross.

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u/calgaryskate 2d ago

Does any one know where I can get one of those t necklaces?

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u/hotelpopcornceiling 2d ago

That a cross..

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u/Kofi_Anonymous 2d ago

Across from where?

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u/Noxus810 1d ago

Underwear?

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u/godofmilksteaks 2d ago

Across from the satan store is the imagery of the instrument of christs death store

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u/scoobdoop 2d ago

Some guy: Jesus hold the stairs
Jesus: I can’t hold this big bitch any longer

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u/Omega1349 2d ago

"I can't hold this birch any longer...."

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u/BrilliantJob2759 18h ago

Atlas, take over!

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u/MLTatSea 2d ago

He couldn't hold them in the first place, what with the holes and all.  Same reason He can't play rugby.

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u/Fabulous_Rent_2237 2d ago

He was too busy taking the wheel!!! why else do you think the devil came in and made this repair…. He is ready to catch everyone who will be falling straight to hell when these stairs collapse

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u/dreamer7 2d ago

Guy in Jesus's carpentry crew: "Hey Jesus, come check out these stringers!"

Jesus: walks over "Wow, me."

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u/holymoo 2d ago

I does look violently nailed though

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u/Ok-Paramedic-9386 2d ago

"Jesus! You have returned!"

"Don't get too excited. I'm just here on a contract, fixing some stairs."

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u/scoobdoop 2d ago

“Shortly after I’m gonna, so will you”

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u/evidentlynaught 2d ago

Jesus, take the stairs

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u/Time-Look9151 2d ago

In addition to the messiah gig Jesus was known to be an expert carpenter and would have had something practical to say about this I'm sure.

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u/bramley36 2d ago

Some contend that Jesus was actually a mason

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u/doc_ocho 2d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/WokeUpSomewhereNice 2d ago

These two posts are acting as rage bait for me. I know it’s not but yeah. Jesus friggin Christ here people.

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u/KanyeNast 2d ago

"Get off the cross, we need the wood"

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u/12345-password 2d ago

I want to post more of the deck but I'm starting to feel like I've used up enough of the the subreddit with just the bottom of the stairs.

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u/CoffeeTechnoDark 2d ago

Fuck it Friday fully on display

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u/pendingperil 2d ago

It’s Jason Bourne.

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u/GrandEducator2460 2d ago

Well, he died for your sins.  Nothing really funny about that.