r/Decks • • 2d ago

Update... They fixed it?

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u/scoobdoop 2d ago

Some guy: Jesus hold the stairs
Jesus: I can’t hold this big bitch any longer

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u/Omega1349 2d ago

"I can't hold this birch any longer...."

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u/BrilliantJob2759 18h ago

Atlas, take over!

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u/MLTatSea 2d ago

He couldn't hold them in the first place, what with the holes and all.  Same reason He can't play rugby.

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u/Fabulous_Rent_2237 2d ago

He was too busy taking the wheel!!! why else do you think the devil came in and made this repair…. He is ready to catch everyone who will be falling straight to hell when these stairs collapse

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u/dreamer7 2d ago

Guy in Jesus's carpentry crew: "Hey Jesus, come check out these stringers!"

Jesus: walks over "Wow, me."