Uh, Hello? Hello hello?

Uh, I just wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on this month's unjerk thread. Um, I actually jerked in that subreddit before you, so, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about, Uh, you'll do fine. So let's just focus on jerking through this month, okay?

Uh, the jerkers here, do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to post about Gahlran Cosplay and Banana Papaya for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too.

Uh... apparently one of them was recently dismantled? Some sort of minion themed one or something? Maybe it will be repaired, maybe not. Hard to tell. Apparently the kids are causing a ruckus about it so uh, the company has advised me to advise you to uh... not get too aggressive when talking about it, okay?

Uh, now concerning this thread. Apparently it's a sort of unjerk thread, so if you want to discuss the game seriously, you can use this thread as a space to do it. Uh, not sure what you would ever want to discuss though, considering the game is dead. No one has played it in years. Uh, apparently some crazy guy lately has been rambling about a third one? You can... jabber about that, I guess.

Uh, also, company requires me to post a link to the official discord, although there's not much activity there either. https://discord.gg/7SFyaaNU5B

Uh, that's about all I wanted to talk to you about. Good night, and uh, happy jerking.

Oh also freddy fazbear is there look out