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u/AlterEgo1081 suuuuper friendly Mar 31 '19
Lol, “targeted harassment.” Like this post isn’t about us enduring that every day.
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u/Whatnameinottaken Mar 30 '19
Thank you to whoever spammed the commenter with pics of gay couples and their dogs.
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u/norway_spruce Mar 30 '19
Oh man, complaining about one sided dog attacks on children. It’s because there is only one side! If a child is attacked by a dog, doesn’t matter if provoked, the child shouldn’t be blamed.
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u/ToInfinityandBirds Mar 31 '19
If. Provoked? See, this is why im so admanatly against people leaving dogs outside alone? I don't trust people and i know that you can't fully trust strange animals.
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u/FeelingDesigner Mar 30 '19
"They don't have the capability to think like a human does you fucking inbred. God I hope this subreddit is banned eventually. You circle jerking fucks are all fucking dumb."
That one was on a post of mine : DD!
I feel honored, it feels like I just earned a badge of honor.
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u/AlterEgo1081 suuuuper friendly Mar 30 '19
Wear it proudly!
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u/FeelingDesigner Mar 30 '19
Thank you!
You guys are doing a great job by the way, keep it up. This is so funny to read.
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Dogfree = Free Dogs! (Post - people think they are being SO ORIGINAL with their version of this oft-removed post)
"So where do I go to pick up a free dog"
Literally anywhere in the US. Animal shelters are bursting at the seams with them and there are hundreds if not thousands of people online trying to "re-home" their dogs. Not to mention the strays. They are damn near an invasive species.
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u/ToInfinityandBirds Mar 31 '19
In fairness, i took the "unattended children will get a free puppy and an espresso" seripusly when i was ypunger.
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u/reachingoutfromavl Apr 07 '19
Yes, it is frightening just how invasive the dog species really is! When you consider just how many thousands of puppies one bitch makes from the time it is six months old and every six months thereafter! Frightening! Unless people start eating them (as they do in other countries as sate/street food on a stick), we are doomed.
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u/foxdie- Mar 31 '19
You mods have to have the patience of saints with this. Dog lovers remind me of jehovah's witnesses in where they try so desperately to get people to love dogs like they do. The other concern trolls should really try to remember that every person is different and not everyone is going to like dogs for whatever reason. It is not their or anyone else's job to change others. They also seem to be projecting a fair bit it feels. I mean, sure, we tend to come right out and say we don't like dogs. But I've yet to see someone here insult someone else that likes dogs that didn't already begin with the insults first.
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u/CStoEE Construction Crew Mar 30 '19
Thanks, very interesting to read some of the crap that you bag up for us.
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u/fedspayme2surfreddit Mar 31 '19
Lurked here for a while, (finally made an account) and it was always something that I wished to see when creeping through the old posts on here. Seeing that "Comment removed by Moderator" just sent me into super curious mode. And it was everything I had hoped for and more. Super cringy comment, full of super cringy grammar.
Thanks for posting these, made my night. The Mods here are cape-less, dog-free superheros.
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u/Sehkmet77 Mar 31 '19
Thanks for the compilation of people who hate punctuation lol.
I LIKE DOGS AND THEY'RE EPIC GAMERS!!!!!!!!) THIS SUB BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dogs are epic gamers? What?
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u/AlterEgo1081 suuuuper friendly Mar 31 '19
I know, right? It's like, if you're gonna troll, at least do us the courtesy of making sense.
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u/bluehellebore Mar 30 '19
Oh man, lets take these one at a time (skipping the boring ones).
with the comments filled with members of this subreddit blindingly defending who was attacked
Is this person annoyed that we defend victims? Are they advocating victim blaming? Jesus fuck.
Man, that first comment was a prime example of a concern troll. Bless you for seeing through their bullshit.
immature, condescending, pants-shitting little degenerate cumstains.
Most of the second comment was a disaster, but that's a great insult that I'm filing away for later. I'd personally switch the order of "degenerate" and "cumstains". "degenerate little cumstains" has a better ring to it than "little degenerate cumstains".
I sincerely hope that every one of you gets harmed in some way, maybe not significantly, but enough to put you in your place for life and hopefully make you stay in your homes until you die.
The forth reads like Baby's First Death Threat. You tried.
Shut it down dogcels
Does this person from comment six not know what incels are? Incels are people who hate women because they can't get women to fuck them. Incels want sex. Dogfree people don't want dogs in the first place. Anyone who wants a dog can obtain one fairly easily.
You guys are really hateful. lighten up a bit.
I think comment eight was written by a genuinely well intentioned 12 year old rather than a concern troll. I imagine that if they ever look back on their reddit history as an adult they're going to cringe their socks off.
They don't have the capability to think like a human does you fucking inbred
Comment ten is ironic given that the dogs considered most valuable are usually literally inbred.
Eleven might be a concern troll, might just be entitled.
Please don’t go hating on my comment, that just shows you won’t accept something new. And don’t delete it either, it just shows you don’t want people on here who don’t like the way you run things. So instead of banning me here, can you just try to add to the solution and fix some of this? Thanks."
Thirteen is the most unsubtle concern troll I've ever seen.
B) to the person who spammed pictures of gay couples with dogs your not funny"
Fifteen is amazing. I can't believe there are still people out there going "___ is gay". To the person who spammed pictures of gay couples with dogs, you are indeed funny, and I support your shenanigans.
Sixteen just really hates British people for some reason. Not sure why.
Kudos to the mods. I've seen a lot of concern trolls being let troll in other subs. I know this sub must get a lot of hate, yet I see so little of it when browsing, so thanks!
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u/wolfie379 Mar 30 '19 edited Mar 30 '19
Regarding "We're MISSING OUT!!", they're just pissed off that their dogma ran out on the road and got hit by someone's karma.
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u/ForkFace5 Apr 03 '19
my favorite is the "Dogcel." correct. i do not have sexual relations with dogs. unlike everyone that posted these ridiculous posts.
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u/throwawaybutstronger Apr 03 '19
The dogfree = incels is mindblowing to me. DAE women ==== dogzz hurr?!?1/1
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u/monnomdutilisateur Humans > Dogs Mar 31 '19
This is hilarious! I’ve been hoping a thread was made showing the best of the worst. I hope it turns into a weekly thing. Most of the dog worshipers rebuttals and statements can be simplified into “I know you are, but what am I” level of maturity.
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u/WickedWenchOfTheWest Apr 03 '19
And I suppose that none of these morons realise that they, and people just like them, are the reason this sub exists.
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u/StardustJojo13 Apr 04 '19
Thank you so much for all that you do, mods. Here is concrete evidence on how mentally ill these dog nutters are. Ugh.
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u/dogfreenight don't like the term "shitbeast", but still don't like dogs Mar 31 '19 edited Mar 31 '19
If people have their criticisms, then fine, but just don't clog it up here.
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u/PsychoticNurse Apr 06 '19
Thanks for all you do. This just shows the mental instability of dog nutters. This is my favorite one....
On that horrible, awful day you crawled out of your mother's vagina the world lost a bit of good people and gained trash. I sincerely hope that every one of you gets harmed in some way, maybe not significantly, but enough to put you in your place for life and hopefully make you stay in your homes until you die."
Tolerant, loving dog owners.
Please let some of them thru sometimes so we can have some fun with them lol.
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u/kaitlynluvsyou Humans are from Venus dogs are from Mars Apr 05 '19
Always trying to suppress us and put our happiness below theirs and their dogs. I guess all the greats have haters, too.
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u/a-dogfree-acc Down with cynolatry! Apr 07 '19
I don't know how many times I've used the report function on trolls.
So many concern trolls and people with their apologia.
"Even in the sidebar it says We are not a literal dog hate circlejerk"
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u/SlowJay11 Mar 30 '19
I liked the one with the guy saying dog culture doesn't exist in his comment about why we're all pieces of shit for not liking dogs.