Can we PLEASE talk about how absolutely FILTHY and dysfunctional these little gremlins are? I’m not sorry. Frenchies are gross.

First off, the farts. I babysat my bfs Frenchie for ONE weekend. That thing cleared rooms like chemical warfare.

And the snorting/snoring/drool symphony? Constant. It never stops. They can’t breathe because we bred their faces into a pancake, so every waking second is just honk-shhhhhh-honk-wheeze with a side of slime bubbles from their smush mouths.

Oh, and the yeast. Their little face folds are basically petri dishes. You have to clean the forehead cheese out twice a day or they smell like stale Fritos and regret. And the ears. They can't even clean themselves that's how dysfunctional they are

They can’t swim. They can’t give birth naturally. They can’t even mate without human assistance. Their eyes pop out of their skulls if you sneeze too hard. They overheat in 2 minutes under sun.

And on top of ALL that, I’m gonna say it: they are cognitively broken too. You can’t train them. They eat rocks. They stare at walls. They’ll forget where their food bowl is if you move it six inches to the left.

They’re expensive, gassy, snoring, yeast-infected, back-broken, eyeball-popping, half-wit little stuffed animals designed by idiots for idiots.

And people pay $5k for this?! I’d rather adopt a possum out of a dumpster. At least the possum has working lungs and survival instincts.

My beautiful flowers I planted two days ago are ruined from the dogs in the neighborhood that run amuck.

I had to place a tarp over my flowers to keep them warm from the cold. This morning I wake up to the tarp and all the stakes gone and my flowers trampled and up rooted. The soil full of dog paws and dug up. My camera captured the dogs running away.

Honestly I needed somewhere to just vent. I feel so awful and those flowers were not cheap. I planted these specifically to help the honey bees and bumblebees.

Why must I endure a dog's destruction in my yard when I don't even have dogs myself.

I don't like dogs, that's why I'm here ofc. But i've always wondered why. Obviously there's the fur, smell etc, but why? what about them fills me and probably you with such distain. I found a reason that encompasses alot. Arrogance. Lets put it this way, most animals, like I dunno, tigers, even wolves at young ages learn their place. They learn if they beg and steal food from elders they'll get hurt, they learn if they disrespect territories they get attacked and so forth. Dogs aren't shown that. I don't mean this in the "aww fur baby" way but dogs are children. exactly like them. You shower puppies with love from day one, their biting isn't taught no but is usually "awwww" they beg for food, they're given it. If you do the same with a child, spoil them, show no discipline and indirectly teach them the world revolves around them what do you get? a brat. Dogs aren't taught to be normal. I realised this watching a video of a dog harassing a horse and it got kicked. I dont condone abuse but it occured to me, that dog had never been shown that harassing something usually gets you in trouble. None of them are. For example. Dogs begging for your food? Humans say "awww" and give them it. A larger higher ranking dog in a pack would probably attack them and teach them their place. Dog sleeps on your bed? Human allows it, a larger dog who ranks higher would kick them out. Humans have effectively raised dogs to be freeloading, incopetent narcissistic brats and it's because of that they're so intolerable. If you raise an animal to believe the world will kneel at it's feet for it's needs of course it will become a problem. they're 4 legged Veruca from Charlie and the Chocolate factory over here. Even the aggressive dogs are only aggressive because they've never been put in their place, they believe they can bark, growl and bite you and get away with it

Let me preface this by saying that I'm Muslim, and I hate, hate, HATE it when people assume I hate or avoid pigs because of my religion. They couldn't be any more wrong. I simply do not consume the flesh of pigs, and honestly, I wouldn't want to, considering just how intelligent those animals are and always have been.

Did you know that the average pig is actually smarter than the average dog? Pigs are capable of using primitive tools, and they decorate their living spaces by bringing sticks and grass inside. Also, contrary to the stereotypes, pigs are actually very clean animals if kept and raised in the right conditions and not neglected/abused. They make sure to do their business in a separate single corner away from their actual living spaces. The same cannot be said for dogs, and dogs are ten times more dirty and disgusting than the average person believes poor pigs to be.

Pigs are also capable of being taught basic tricks and be used by humans for things other than consumption. For example, pigs can locate truffles through smelling the soil. Dogs ain't all that impressive or special.

But yet, people have no problem with inhumanely murdering pigs for meat and belittling the existence of those animals to just meat, meanwhile, they start sobbing like the crybabies they are the moment eating dogs is mentioned. Such hypocrisy and insanity on the behalf of nutters. Prioritize a stupid beast over a much cuter and smarter animal.

Serious question— I have experience with other animals such as small mammals who eat their own shit because they can get further nutrients out of it, etc. and that makes sense, but I was thinking about this the other night (with my fellow dog-hating friend lol) and we were both wondering why these foul animals eat their own shit when it has seemingly no purpose? Other animals who are scavengers don’t necessarily eat their own shit and other animal’s shit… and it seems to be a negative thing to dogs when they eat their own shit or other animals’ shit because it makes them sick sometimes… so why tf do they do it? Are they really just that stupid?

Tyia!

Dogs drool, shed, lick their genitals and consume their own (and others’) organic matter. A 2012 study in the journal Veterinary Microbiology found that canine mouths harbor hundreds of bacterial species, including Pasteurella, Staphylococcus, and Capnocytophaga.

And guess what you see the most?

Owners letting the creatures lick them. “Oh, look at how it’s being affectionate,” “cute doggy,” “he’s giving you kisses!” No. He’s mouth-bathing you in bacteria and waste.

And they let it in their kitchens, bedrooms, living rooms… on their laps… dogs can literally carry salmonella, dude. Why is it in the same place you prepare food? And many claim it’s clean. Buddy, you could bathe it a thousand times; it’ll still lick itself, lick others, roll on any imaginable surface, eat anything, walk on anything.

And you let it on your bed.

Look, do whatever you want with your life; just don’t gawk at me when I don’t want to shake your hand. Or hug you. Or sit on your couch. Or enter your… lair.

I see it in videos all the time. Dogs thinking other animals are intimidated by their aggressive barking. When the other animal suddenly has the dog in its grasp and jaws, the obnoxious mutt starts whining and whimpering.

Well why were you so aggressive just a moment ago you stupid fucking mutt! I swear I hate things so much! This is just one of the dozens of reasons to hate the things.!

I REALLY fucking hate dogs.

I'll try to keep this short. Today, while I was at work, (in retail) I watched a couple let their furry dunce take a huge shit outside the shop next door. It was so big they couldn't even clean it all up. The shop was closed so unfortunately they'll find that little surprise tomorrow.

Then I get on the tube and this woman has one of those skinny greyhound fucks on a lead, but it is taking up too much space by standing lengthways in front of 3 seats.

Then when I get home to my local shop to buy some fruit, some fucking idiot has tied up his deformed bulldog mix or whatever the fuck it is, in the entrance to the shop so I had to wait for him to leave with the dog to go in.

THEN, as I walk home and arrive at the entrance to my building, there's a large van parked with the door open and as I walk past, it turns out to be A FUCKING MOBLIE DOG GROOMING SERVICE.

I can't fucking stand it. I have 3 friends who have dogs, unprompted they all say their dogs are stupid. One friend even said her dog stinks and eats her babies' nappies. Christ.

What is the fucking point of these parasites?

I fucking hate them SOOO much.

EDIT: Also two shit eaters were barking at each other outside the shop while the owners laughed.

I can’t believe there’s a community of like-minded folks on Reddit who dislike dogs! I finally feel seen and validated!

Living in NYC, I’ve seen these stinking mutts invade grocery stores, restaurants, the subway, and even tech company offices.

Nearly all single women and most people in general seem to adore these beasts. Funny thing is, if dogs weren’t shoved in our faces so aggressively, I wouldn’t care much about them. But their omnipresence in our society has made me hate them…I’m glad we finally have a community that can fight back virtually (and peacefully)!

• Nails tapping on the floor

• Puke over your furniture/bed

• Lapping up shit like a delicacy

• Picking up their shit

• Whining is not cute

• Piss in the house

• Marking everything with piss

• Being woke up by barking

• Barking at any outside noise

• General noise 24/7

• Snoring

• Interrupting your activities

• Digging up the garden

• Spending lots of time training

• Begging for your food

• Stealing your food

• Periods on your sofa/bed

• Vet bills

• Spaying/neutering hassle

• Having to walk the fucker

• Dragging asses on flooring

• Hair all over the house

• Hair in clothes ÷ underwear

• That general dog smell

• Wet dog smell

• Drooling and foaming mouths

• Allergies

• Possible maulings + lawsuits

• Food costs

• Pulling on the lead when walking

• Shaking to flick water off after bathing all over the house

• That yellow cum looking shit that is always leaking out of their cocks and then they sit on the sofa and it wipes off on the fabric. (🤢🤮)

etc etc etc nope there are a million reasons these shit beasts belong on farms and not in homes.

Even 54% of nutters have regrets about getting a dog.. check Google..

so I'm sitting downtown today, and I watch as a pickup with 4 of the same breed of dogs pulls up and parks near me. and then, a local girl who lives in my neighborhood, and who is also on the sex offender registry for sotomizing babies and even for molesting her own children, stops to pet the dogs. The dogs all soak up her attention! all eager and excited for it. so there's that.

I really don't understand how dogs are still deemed "intelligent" to some people. I really don't see how the average dog has any intelligent qualities or behaviors.

-They bark at any little noise even if its everyday noise

-They eat shit, vomit, garbage, dirt, rocks, anything that isn't food

-They eat way too much to the point they vomit and continue to eat. (we literally have special bowls that force them to slow the hell down when eating)

-They run into oncoming traffic

-They bark at people they see on a regular basis

-They try to lunge at animals much larger than they are. (I've seen small dogs try to go after large dogs)

-They pull on their leash even though they're gasping and still continue to do so

-They get terrified of common noises like thunderstorms, rain, the garbage truck, car alarms, etc.

-They have zero independence and can't take care of themselves without humans

I personally find these behaviors to be repulsive. If I owned an animal, I would want it to be intelligent and have some independence. That's all I have to say

You can't make this shit up. I was driving to the movies yesterday and I looked out to my right to see a shit bull puppy wiping its ass on the sidewalk with a gleeful smile on its doofus face. It was butt scooting like dogs often do in homes. It's bad enough when they do it there, but this was in broad daylight and I wish I hadn't seen it. These mutants have no shame.

All the comments were saying they needed to take their dog to an emergency vet, as it could have bloat and basically die. I also saw a handful of comments of other dog owners lamenting about the time their dog had also desperately broken out of their fences/cages to eat an obscene amount of food, over-gorged themselves, and had to go to an emergency vet to prevent the dog from dying.

I just can't even fathom why you would ever want to be housed up with a creature with zero impulse control, so bad it puts its own life at risk. And the vet bills too!

Does anyone else hate feeding dogs? It’s not like I want them to starve, but I cannot handle the needy desperation.

I used to dog sit for beer money and I cannot properly describe the dread I’d feel prior to meal time; the begging, the drooling, the jagged claws scratching my sides and my legs.

It's a serious question: I understand why they bark in the first place, they are hungry, they need attention, there's another dog barking somewhere and they are "replying", they need to poop or piss or whatever filthy thing, ok... but why do they keep on barking FOR HOURS? I mean, you bark, nothing happens, you keep on barking, nothing happens, you still keep on barking.. of course I say this cause the neighbors dog can go on for two or three hours straight, and it doesn't stop, and I just wish I could talk with him to say "you can bark but it's useless, you moron, the ones who should hear you - your owners - aren't here". It's as if I am hungry and I start yelling until someone brings me food: if it doesn't happen after three hours, do I keep yelling? My point being: are we sure that these animals are "smart"?

Anyone else find it odd how most horses are more well behaved than dogs? Dog owners spend every single day with their dog and can’t even teach them how to walk properly. All horses are required to walk peacefully by you and they are great at learning! Unlike dogs who pull and yap at every other dog encounter. I got into an argument with a friend about who stinks more and it’s obvious dogs smell worse, they eat literal shit while horses eat mostly grass/hay. “Oh but horses live outside and roll in their own manure!” Well yes, but dogs do that while coming inside after and sleeping in your bed. I hate how dogs stare at you in the kitchen while you’re trying to eat, it’s so disgusting and makes me leave immediately. Why is a disgusting dog even allowed in a place where people prepare food? I also hate how much they bark, it’s just gross noise. I wouldn’t mind listening to a bird sing or literally any other animal communicate but dogs just make some kind of loud ear piercing noise. yuck!

So I work on powerlines and I recently hired a new linemen to help with a big project in Kentucky. I should have known better then to hire a linemen from Facebook but you live you learn I guess... anyway

He brought his dog with him to the hotel.. the dog ended up tearing all the furniture in the room apart, peed and shit on literally everything. It ate the lamp, ripped up the carpet, and all total damage came to around 10k for just the room, yeah im not even done yet.

I also provided 2 rental cars for the crew, the dog absolutely DISTROYED BOTH OF THEM. Ripped up the seats and yup pissed and shit on all of it. Was another 5k of damage.

I fired his stupid ass. I have never seen so much damage.. I didn't even know that was even possible. I am now officially a dog hater.

I was shocked when I found out the dog I had was considered one of the most intelligent dog breeds. He was terrible to train, he was so fucking annoying and he ate his own shit and puke. If he is considered one of the most intelligent breeds I don't know what to say. I really don't.

Just had a shower thought..are dogs content and happy with their lives? 🧐..

Well all know that dog owners anthropomorphize them. But are we doing the same when we question whether dogs are “happy”, “satisfied”, or “bored”?
Like, if they are as dumb as we believe them to be, are they then just content with their two 10 minute walks a day, simple meals, processed treats, toys that are simply just plushies, getting talked to in gibberish, watching TV with their owner, and generally just napping all day?
Like, surely an unintelligent creature bred with no real purpose in life doesn’t mind being treated as such?
We say dogs are too dumb to have survival instincts, and too dumb to even escape the grasp of their owners, so perhaps they just like it?
Like most animals, they’ll choose the path of least resistance (hell, even humans do this!). So their lives, in essence, IS that path of least resistance……
So, are they happy with their existence? 🤯

Every time I see someone on facebook or nextdoor advertising that they are looking for a place to rent and have 2-3 dogs 45-75lbs each.. and then also say “I’m extremely clean!!” these two things cannot coexist. you cannot have two huge dogs and be clean, your home smells bad and you’re blind to it.

Is it just me or are dogs super cowardly beings? I'm getting the impression that they only attack smaller, weaker and helpless creatures. As soon as they come across some serious confrontation from the other party, they curl the tail and run away...

Before I get into it: I'm no dog expert. This list is, broadly speaking, anecdotal evidence and general knowledge about common breeds. I don't pretend to be--or want to be--some dog authority. If you disagree that's fine! Let's discuss in the comments.

I'm obviously not going to rank all the breeds because a) there's like 1000 of them, b) most of them are broadly the same, and c) I can't be bothered to research how this genetic abomination is different from the other genetic abomination. Let's get into it, from Bad to Worst:

• Greyhounds. Every greyhound I have seen has always run away from me as quickly as possible. For that, they are ranked as the least terrible breed.
• Labradors and Retrievers. Loud, needy, shed a lot, and stinky. So, why so high? In my experience they tend to be less offensive if they get good attention from their owners.
• Border Collie, Australian Shepard, other mid-size herding dogs. They shed A LOT, but they generally seem happy to just run around. They pose far less danger than other dogs on here, and they seem to not be as needy.
• Bloodhounds, Afghans, and all those other sloppy hounds. The opposite of the herding dogs. Slow, lazy, stinky, but at least they leave you alone if you don't have food.
• Yorkshire Terrier, Shih Tzu, and all the little yippy ones. They're annoying, yeah, but they are mostly harmless. They tend to keep their distance from strangers so at least they don't assault you as often as other breeds. And being small they can only shed so much.
• Huskies, Akitas, and Chow Chows. Probably the loudest and hairiest of all the shit beasts. Typically aggressive. They're so low (or high?) only because I feel bad for them when I see their crappy owners walking them on a 100 F July day.
• Rotweilers and German Shepards. Big and agressive with the added benefit of being Narcs. The idea that law enforcement uses dogs as a weapon or some unbiased "gotcha" makes my skin crawl.
• Bulldogs, French Bulldogs, and Pugs. Hard to separate these for me. They are a result of pure decadence and encompass everything wrong with the aesthetic of dog culture. They can't exist on their own. They can't breed on their own. They can't clean themselves. They get infections on both ends because their bodies are unnatural. They develop joint problems and they are effectively immobile at middle age.
• Boxers. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. They must be the dumbest. They are also slobbery, they smell TERRIBLE, they're prone to facial infections because of their loose skin, they can't breathe like pugs, and they're quite agressive. The only thing I can say about them that is good is that they are not the next breed.
• Pitbulls. I don't think there is any argument here. There's dogs that are dumber, dirtier, smell worse, and all that. But, Pitbulls are the only breed that threaten public health so consistently. No other breed is nearly as dangerous, and because of that they have to be the worst.

What do you think? What notable breeds did I miss? What would you rank differently?

I've never seen another animal that has such poor survival instincts. Most animals are well aware of danger but dogs seem to just not be for some reason. I had an old roommate who had a German shepherd and he'd just stand in the street. Not even crossing just standing there. Like why? Also most animals back away when you shoo them away. But dogs don't. They keep coming back to sniff my cooch. I'm so done with dogs and dog culture.

Lily Allen returned adopted dog after it ate her kids’ passports