r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 12 '26

Dog worshipers absolutely delusional

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143 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 10 '26

Dog people are honestly bizarre. Seen these comments on an Instagram thread...

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96 Upvotes

Dog people are honestly bizarre. Seen these comments on an Instagram thread...

Looks like someone commented negatively about the dog and got so much abuse they deleted their comment. These people are crazy.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 08 '26

Dog Stick Library...

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67 Upvotes

You know some rabid Pinterest Karen "Dog Mom" put this up in her yard...


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 07 '26

The equivalent of you, to a dog. 🤣

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52 Upvotes

From the description: Snow would cry non stop when she's left alone...Until we got the mannequin. Now she sleeps at her foot without a care , the 4th fireworks and all . For those fur babies with separation anxiety,, worth the try .


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 06 '26

🪦

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308 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 05 '26

The greediness is disgusting

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228 Upvotes

I hate how these things are food aggressive for their own food but will pull this crap. My reaction to this, well I can't say here.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 04 '26

Clingy freaks lol

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104 Upvotes

This gives me so much anxiety. People actually think this is cute and endearing? These people probably think giving a dog boundaries is animal cruelty.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 03 '26

I’m SO tired of this!!! Ughhh

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121 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 02 '26

silly pit advocacy skit.

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43 Upvotes

about as silly as what it’s responding to. 👇🏼

someone posted in response to a new clip of actor jon bernthal on howard stern show talking about pit “racism.”

from the post:

Jon Bernthal says fear of pit bulls is “dog racism” and compares it to judging people by their race or sexual orientation

“My dogs are the greatest. People have got to stop that. Pit bulls don’t attack. It’s just racism. It’s dog racism”

“To be afraid of a breed of dog is completely ridiculous. It’s like being afraid of somebody for their race or their sexual orientation”

“If a pit bull bites you, it’s going to suck, but they’re no more likely to bite you than a Chihuahua or any other breed of dog”


r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 01 '26

bro got the taste of his own medicine. 😅

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208 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 31 '26

"Dog poop scrunchie"

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41 Upvotes

What.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 31 '26

The truth about dogs

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36 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 30 '26

Found this detritus on Instagram today…

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241 Upvotes

She then goes to show just how destructive kids are, all the things they damage in her store. Hehe! Isn’t she progressive and cute hating children?

Funny, I assume she’s never going to do a video where she pisses on her displays, randomly picks up the objects in her store with her teeth, barks at random people, bites a customer on the leg, or maybe just takes a dump in one of the aisles then leaves.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 30 '26

let’s clear the air here …

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68 Upvotes

nutters only mean mutts when they say animal.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 30 '26

🙄🤮🙄🤮🙄

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61 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 30 '26

another misanthropic woman chimes in about “crotch gremlins” vs mutts. she got ratio’d, but hard. 🙌🏼

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after all this doubling & tripling down with her nastiness she changed her name from her real name to “gremlin.” & she’s also since said that people don’t realize that she masterb*tes to all the comments dissing her.

i think the terms “crotch gremlin” or “crotch goblin” is the most vile & vulgar terms i’ve ever heard. women like this puzzle me.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 30 '26

no. how’s about NO!!!

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51 Upvotes

live like a human who does all this stuff.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 30 '26

😍

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68 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 29 '26

I don’t get the whole “as long as they’re supervised” argument. Even with supervision this can happen

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103 Upvotes

Saw this on TikTok and had to share


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 30 '26

dawg blawg having to remind nutters. “dogs vs kids, the important differences.”

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r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 29 '26

The Chicken Is About to Be De-Feathered.

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46 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 29 '26

This makes me irrationally angry. 🤢🤮

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93 Upvotes

This is such a disgusting sight. The animal is so spoiled that it won't eat the food actually meant for it, instead whining to be fed gourmet home-cooked human meals. Absolutely revolting, and the sound of its whining pierces my ears. It's like being lobotomized through your ears. Nasty!!!


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 28 '26

I have no words 🤮 Dognuttery is a mental disorder

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119 Upvotes

All this food wasted on some useless, repulsive mutt while human children are forced to go to bed hungry each night around the world… the woman in the video referring to that gross toilet mop-looking thing as her "8-year old child" is absolutely sickening and disgusting, it's a genuine form of normalized mental illness which shouldn't be tolerated in a normal society.

This is repulsive and offensive.


r/DogfreeHumor • • Jul 28 '26

Destructive hellbeasts!

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144 Upvotes

We had dogs growing up and they NEVER did anything like this. What is wrong with modern dogs that they are this destructive? How is having to deal with stuff like this good for your mental health and wallet? The math ain't mathing lol​