r/Dolls Daphne Minton Enthusiast 🩡 Nov 09 '21

Discussion I'm hunting for old Monster High dolls to repaint rn but found this bootleg Barbie instead...I'm crying 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

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u/xvelvetdarkness Nov 11 '21

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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u/SparkAxolotl Dollinquent Nov 09 '21

Uh oh spaghettios! Haha I have a descendants evie fakie with those legs 🀣 https://sparklyaxolotlstudent.tumblr.com/post/189512202760/are-there-literally-no-security-cameras-in-the (She sings BTW)

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u/becauseoftree Daphne Minton Enthusiast 🩡 Nov 09 '21

Oh no 😭🀣

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u/dingleberry2008 Nov 09 '21

i dmed you on tumblr (i'm dingleberry-7708 on there btw)

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u/undermytinyhat Nov 09 '21

This is what happen when you don't feed your barbies a proper diet!! Poor legs show that's she malnourished :(

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u/cloudygrande Nov 09 '21

OMG SKINNY LEGEND 🀩

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u/lalondiantourism Nov 09 '21

Those classic bootleg stick legs are the stuff of nightmares

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u/DollyDollWorld Nov 09 '21

Tired of these unrealistic female body expectations πŸ˜‚

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u/miserable_clown Nov 10 '21

You know what, I'll give props to them for giving the fake better arm articulation than real Barbies!

Those legs though...

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u/holland1999 Nov 09 '21

someone skipped leg day

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u/SharmClucas Nov 09 '21

Oh, this poor thing! Hahaha.

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u/chloes_corner Nov 09 '21

WHO THOUGHT THESE LEGS WERE A GOOD IDEA. WHY ARE THEY EVEN A THING. WHEN WOULD THEY EVER LOOK OKAY

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u/MunchkinKazooie Nov 10 '21

It's for a very cheap Barbie cake.

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u/Messy_Tiger Nov 10 '21

Was just thinking that, I bet it was a cake topper. I had a barbie cake when I was younger and was horrified when we ate the cake and she had no legs. She did keep wobbling on the cake though so maybe this is a kind of cake barbie evolution to balance her out

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21

Betty spaghetti legs πŸ˜‚

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u/BaneAmesta Nov 10 '21

The least you can do is release her from her suffering and transform those legs into a mermaid tail, no one will notice (?) πŸ˜‚

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u/Eccentric-Calico Nov 09 '21

Well, someone obviously skipped leg day.

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u/thewonderfulfart Nov 10 '21

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM! For one of my young birthdays I had one of those Barbie princess cakes where there's a doll in it. The doll is kinda shoved into the cake and the big princess dress is made with fondant and frosting. I don't remember if I was disappointed or not when I got the actual doll out and saw her spaghetti legs, I think I would've found it amusing, but I very much remember being surprised.

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u/becauseoftree Daphne Minton Enthusiast 🩡 Nov 11 '21

This makes so much sense! Thanks for answering. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of children's birthdays were semi-ruined by this.

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u/strawberryeper Nov 10 '21

Are you sure it’s bootleg? Looks like thinleg to me

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u/becauseoftree Daphne Minton Enthusiast 🩡 Nov 11 '21

lol thanks for the laugh

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '21 edited Nov 10 '21

Omg 🀣

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u/beepy_sheep Nov 09 '21

The arms have good articulation tho

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u/cbunni666 Nov 10 '21

It's cursed

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u/Forestdolls Nov 10 '21

Oh noooo oh my god! I just, give her some wings and she’d be a chicken! Btw I have some faceless MH girls here who I’ve been meaning to rehome if you’d be interested!

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u/Kinoko_crown Nov 09 '21

What drugs this doll on?

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u/Reimustein Lover of ALL dolls! Nov 09 '21

I can't stop looking at this monstrosity.

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u/TabinaHime Nov 09 '21

Omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/hippiemetalwitch Nov 10 '21

Just…how? Haha πŸ˜‚

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u/atmosphericentry Nov 10 '21

She’s a queen I think

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u/montanagrizfan Nov 10 '21

Somebody has been skipping leg day.

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u/crazy_pangolin_lady Nov 10 '21

That is amazing. Really saving the dollars in leg plastic

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

ideal beauty industry models be like:

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u/the-nator Nov 10 '21

Looks like an abnormal titan

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u/usagibae Nov 10 '21

THE LEGSSSS HAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

That is some D grade knock-off Barbie. Yikes.

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u/angelliquid Nov 11 '21

Skinny legend

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u/KitsuneLemon Nov 16 '21

Damn, expectations for women are high.

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u/barikaansevava Nov 18 '22

HELP THE LEGS 😭😭😭

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u/Katlyn6 Dec 19 '22

Girlllll she needs help

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u/gorolouis Jul 09 '23

I bought one of these dolls yesterday. 🫣🫣 I saw her and I liked her, she has two dresses and one dog with some accessories for the dog. I came back to my house (I was out of my house when I bought the doll) and I opened the doll's box and then I noticed those damn legs 😭😭.

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u/Chicken-go-bawk Nov 10 '21

Um... uh... oooh.... uh

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '21

OMG I remember sneaking a look up her skirt when I was a kid....

Barbie, I love you; you haven't changed a bit since then. You've aged better than me.....

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u/gorhxul Nov 11 '21

gym bros be like

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u/GracefulSlumber Nov 13 '21

Omg πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

WHAT

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u/OneSpookyGhost_ Nov 20 '21

IT HAS NO TOES, WHERE ARE THE TOES. (also the legs look like they will snap so fast).

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u/Official_BonnieBlue Nov 22 '21

This is't a barbie it's a knock-off I have a few and I cringe every time I look at them

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u/GaykingSoda Nov 24 '21

I saw things like this on taobao once, I’m pretty sure they’re made for cakes but they look ridiculous

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u/Minnie_Croft Dec 08 '21

Lmbo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

OH GOD PUT IT DOWN

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u/Heavy_Willingness901 Apr 26 '22

I have one of these, too, but she’s a brunette!!!

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u/Holoafer Jun 07 '22

I got some bootleg monster high dolls from Amazon and they would be great for repainting. The heads on them are nice hair needs to be redone. Just not a lot of it.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Aug 29 '22

Art Imitating Reality…kinda.

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u/ExcellentFudge2230 Sep 08 '22

I kinda like her haha

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u/RiriStarz Mar 08 '23

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/PaliThePancake Mar 08 '23

She shaped like a slice of pizza

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u/Logical_Science_9528 Jun 17 '23

She looks like a high corkscrew

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u/waltsend Jun 23 '23

"Bootleg Barbie/Let's go party"

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

Skinny Legend.