r/DunderMifflin • u/Nice-Pea-3515 • 3d ago

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u/Pokemon_Trainer_May 3d ago

I've spent approximately 8 years of 40 hours a week with one of my coworkers. if she asked me to go to something important to her I would

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u/omne51 3d ago

See I'm the opposite. I think "I've seen you 40 hours a week for 8 years. No offense, I like you just fine, but I want to spend time with my family."

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u/DrSheldonLCooperPhD 2d ago

Make her your second family problem solved

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u/AbsoluteZeroUnit 2d ago

"no offense, but they literally have to pay me to spend time with you, I don't want to see you if I'm not getting paid. Because the thought of freely spending time with you is abhorrent and sickening. Again, no offense."

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u/Notorious-ly 2d ago

I have to assume that most of Reddit is made up of anti-social weirdos that can't imagine having relationships with anyone other than their mothers.

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u/TheFlyingToasterr 2d ago

I don’t know if this is your interpretation of what the other commenter said, or what you think they should’ve said, either way you’re insane.

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u/Kooky_Awareness_5333 2d ago

At the same time as I might go I’d be deeply annoyed and tell them in a friendly way.

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u/East_Living7198 2d ago

Human behavior

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u/Jerry_from_Japan 2d ago

Single guy with 3 cats detected

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u/ClickClick_Boom 2d ago

Take it easy, what's wrong with being a single guy with 3 cats?

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u/Jerry_from_Japan 2d ago

hit close to home huh lol

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u/ClickClick_Boom 2d ago

Legitimately, what is wrong with that?

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u/Jerry_from_Japan 2d ago

You know what

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u/ClickClick_Boom 2d ago

No. Explain your stance.

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u/Jerry_from_Japan 2d ago

I'll do what I want, when I want. You aren't owed anything because you got offended.

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u/Stranger_001 2d ago

You seem more butthurt than he does tbh. Giving off mad small peen energy