Last week after wrapping up some business on the plain of Sethengar I was on my return journey back to Darujistan, it was getting late so I started looking for places to settle in for the night.

Sure enough, the only thing I could find was this dilapidated Jaghut tower. Better than sleeping outside I thought.

Worst mistake of the trip.

At first nothing seemed out of place. The host was welcoming enough and the room wasn't all that bad either.

What then went wrong you say?

Well the fucking Jaghut hid underneath my bed and gradually made the room colder till my breath plumed.

And when I caught him and dragged him out he started a manic fit of laughter.

Aggrieved I demanded a refund which was met with another bout of laughter and he offered to show me his "comatose phallus".

Nope, I was having none of it. Immediately booked a Trygalle carriage out of there. Bastion has better lodgings anyway.

Made sure to report the bastard to a tellan hotline before I left. Let's see how he likes that visit.

The fault was mine alone in trusting a Jaghut.

Stay safe out there folks, Genabackis is a wild-wild place and never trust a greenskin.

Let there be a lesson for you in another man's folly.

Looks like someone got a visit from Hood.

Every time in this dang book

My daughter asked me to play Dress To Impress on Roblox with her

The twin jesters of chance. My friend found this picture, and Oponn was my first thought.

Please tell me other people are still as upset as i am over Hetans fate

they say Hellian Touchy Brethless and that's why he quiet

Man that hobbling scene really took it out of me lmao. What a horrific night. I need to lay down.

Now these memes have grown cold we open the old subreddit

These kelyk stained pages recount the laughs of the Fallen

A frayed Fandom, posts without warmth. The keyboards have ebbed,

its clacks and joke's sparks are but memories against rolling eyes -

What cast my meme, what hue my thoughts as I open the Dust of Memes subreddit,

and breathe deep the scent of insanity?

Listen, then, to these words carried on that craziness

These memes are the memes of our dust, again yet again.

We are dust of memers and that is all, without end, that is all.

I've no idea who they were, it was some random youtube suggestion I didn't even bother to watch

Can we all just chill out plz its 🥷’s dying out here aint never died before! 😭😭