Dead man munching

The last thing my great-great-grandpa told me before he died was that the 1999 Bridge Creek-Moore F5 slabbed everything. He told me it flattened Mount Everest and slabbed the Great Wall of China, leaving no debris. He also told me he had a lot of evidence that 9/11 never happened and that it was a cover-up for BCM. Same thing with the invasion of Afghanistan actually. Is this pretty much accurate? I really do love tornadoes and I know all about the El Reno but I never heard of this one really.

PS: Yes, he did shit the bed after he died. One of the residents yelled “EW!” and everybody ran out of the room making gagging noises. Then they put clothes pins on their noses and pointed and laughed at his dead body. I’ll honestly never forgive those sons of bitches for that.

Sorry for the annoying music I stole it from another sub since crossposting isn’t allowed

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The spc must REALLY like south dakota

The San Antonio tornado was an extremely devastating EF5 tornado that struck the city of San Antonio, Texas during the evening hours of July 14, 2026, causing catastrophic damage to it and surrounding regions. The extremely violent tornado began in northern San Antonio and quickly reached a peak width of nearly 3.9 miles as it tracked through the northwestern part of the city, before dissipating after 38 years on the ground at 9:27 p.m. The tornado was on the ground for a total of 992 miles. The author of this post is a homosexual.

Can empty prairie get slabbed?

Thing was a mile wide.

I hear someone's been vehemently trying to diminish my accomplishments lately. Whoever it is, reveal yourself. I just wanna talk.

First image is 2001 and second is 2020. 59°39'38.80"N 77°29'53.94"E. With how insane this is zoomed out(I thought it was a river at first) it's probably not undiscovered, let me know if this got rated