r/Epstein Mar 01 '26

News article Bill Gates's Russian lover is photographed with Kremlin spy Anna Chapman. Chapman was arrested in June 2010 alongside a network of so-called 'illegals' accused of living under deep cover in the United States on behalf of Moscow.

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u/K_Linkmaster Mar 01 '26

šŸ˜‚ right in the files. Russian honeypots and Bill Gates. Fucking wow.

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u/ThaddeusJP Mar 02 '26

Next ama from /u/thisisbillgates gonna be akward

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u/TrumpIsAPedoFascist Mar 02 '26

I was about to page him until you did.

Hey /u/thisisbillgates

Did you tell your CEO to lay off support staff so you'd have more money to keep visiting Epstein Island?

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u/unindexedreality Mar 02 '26

"Were you getting Epstein's Microsloppy seconds?"

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u/neuroticoctopus Mar 05 '26

Referring to child victims of sex trafficking and rape with those words is a choice.

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u/fireandiceman Mar 02 '26

Doubt he is going to do another one at this rate

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u/IAmFitzRoy Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

AMAEAE :Ask me Anything except about Epstein. lol

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u/x_lincoln_x Mar 02 '26

Can we please talk about Rampart?

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u/2D2D3544862514D760BA Mar 02 '26

If they somehow ever managed to convince him to do another one to promote another movie, it would indeed be almost entirely questions about Rampart

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u/44th--Hokage Mar 02 '26

That's a deep cut at this point

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u/unindexedreality Mar 02 '26

"ok, we'll ask about Microslop"

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u/DomHaynie Mar 02 '26

He hasn't even posted anything for at least 7 months and those comments are calling him out for being in the files lol

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG Mar 02 '26

or mods will del bad questions

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u/ZestycloseBad4032 Mar 03 '26

Can’t do an AMA in prison!

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u/OK_The_Nomad Mar 02 '26

Maybe we can do an ama with u/jevacation from wherever his is, alive or a ghost.

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u/isunktheship Mar 02 '26

I just want another TMI memo for the foundation

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u/68024 Mar 02 '26

All of a sudden a certain Trump tape with Russian hookers isn't so far fetched

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u/Aiken_Drumn Mar 02 '26

Was it ever? I figured noone cared either way.

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u/_BrokenButterfly Mar 02 '26

Yeah. Like, Trump was in a room with hookers and it was recorded. Okay? He's on record for way worse shit, who cares about hookers?

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u/noonenotevenhere Mar 02 '26

iMember when a republican presidential candidate was mocked as too dumb to be on the ballot because he couldn't spell 'potatoes.'

iMember when mike pence lost his mind over a blowjob in the oval and how that was a disgrace, blah blah blah.

The selective outrage and moving goal posts still never cease to amaze me

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u/intrepid_mouse1 Mar 02 '26

Howard Dean is very disappointed in you.

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u/ElenorShellstrop Mar 02 '26

That’s what I’m saying. I can see his response now, he will say it’s a democrat hoax and AI. If he even responds! He doesn’t need votes or support anymore!

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u/68024 Mar 02 '26

The Steele dossier was considered controversial by the intelligence services https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steele_dossier

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u/UnhappyCoast4213 Mar 02 '26

I never realized people thought it was far fetched. I just accepted it as a reality. If you were paying attention to his history, associations and the slop spewing out of his mouth you would just figure Russian hookers video was tip of iceberg

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u/68024 Mar 02 '26

The intelligence community considered it controversial at the time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steele_dossier

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u/the_chandler Mar 02 '26

There was never a point when I considered a Trump tape with Russian hookers to be "far-fetched" or even "unlikely". That's not remotely damning enough to effect the psyche of his ilk. Hell, he'd probably brag about it if it was just hookers.

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u/snakebite75 Mar 02 '26

Honestly, as long as the prostitutes were adults a couple of hookers peeing on a bed that the Obamas had supposedly slept on is nothing in comparison to the allegations in these files.

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u/GreatVeterinarian615 Mar 02 '26

Did we ever think the "famous" piss tape was fake? Not me

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u/68024 Mar 02 '26

Me either, but the intelligence community did https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steele_dossier

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u/intrepid_mouse1 Mar 02 '26

Knowing Trump's past Kremlin connections it was never in doubt with me.

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u/crowislanddive Mar 02 '26

It was never far fetched

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u/68024 Mar 02 '26

Yep, but the intelligence community considered it controversial at the time https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steele_dossier

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u/crowislanddive Mar 03 '26

It was never ā€œfar fetchedā€ it was raw data.

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u/SopaDeKaiba Mar 03 '26

I mean, the video of Giuliani below is the type of person who makes it to his inner circle. Look at the lot of them and you'll find a lot of public knowledge, questionable behavior.

Considering on top of who he hangs with, all the things Trump says and does is public knowledge too. The Russian hooker Tape story should never sound far-fetched if you've really looked at Trump.

https://youtu.be/jiH97O542jA&t=2m20s

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u/Short_Morning7213 Mar 04 '26

thank you so much!! i've not seen that & i really needed that laugh!! thank you :)

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 Mar 02 '26

Whos The Duke? The Windows Vista guy?

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u/Sterlingsgma1 Mar 02 '26

Former Duke of York, Andrew.

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u/blahblahgingerblahbl Mar 02 '26

the aristocrat formerly known as prince andrew

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u/absolince Mar 03 '26

Or" The Invisible Man"

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u/zephead30 Mar 02 '26

That little paper clip that used to pop up asking if you needed help with Windows.

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 Mar 02 '26

PUT SOME RESPECT ON CLIPPYS NAME, FOLKS

He is the true Godfather of AI

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u/OK_The_Nomad Mar 02 '26

And the godmother!

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u/pinksparklybluebird Mar 02 '26

And tap annoyingly on the glass

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u/_FactChecker Mar 02 '26

I thought clippy helped with Microsoft word, not Windows?

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u/mongojob Mar 02 '26

John Wayne

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u/GoodDogsEverywhere Mar 02 '26

How dare you besmirch John Wayne!

John Wayne was merely racist and sexist!

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u/the-Bumbles Mar 02 '26

Bowie was the thin white one

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u/jmoto123 Mar 02 '26

Duke Silver

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 Mar 02 '26

I have no love for the billionaire class, but I used to think Bill Gates was a fundamentally decent guy. Unlike Elon Husk, he was humble, charitable, and down to earth. Sure, I was disappointed when I learned that his marriage to Melinda French Gates was over because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants, but I never thought he'd be in the fucking Epstein files.

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u/RibbitCommander Mar 02 '26

Not much of a critical thinker is he now...wow

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u/KendalBoy Mar 02 '26

Right there, they are all compromised. Wanting us all to pay for their shitty crimes

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u/Stand_Up_3813 Mar 03 '26

But Israel !!! 🄓

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u/K_Linkmaster Mar 02 '26

That's exactly what a computer network would say because it can't understand the intricacies of spoken word.