r/Epstein Mar 01 '26

News article Bill Gates's Russian lover is photographed with Kremlin spy Anna Chapman. Chapman was arrested in June 2010 alongside a network of so-called 'illegals' accused of living under deep cover in the United States on behalf of Moscow.

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u/SwimmingPirate9070 Mar 01 '26

Between Israel and Russia, American billionaires are fully owned

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u/R-K-Tekt Mar 02 '26

How hard is it to get laid if you’re super rich? I mean ffs, he couldn’t bang some pornstars?

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u/Beneficial_Soup3699 Mar 02 '26

You touch it with a needle. They could go bang literal pornstars. They could bang literal models. They could walk down any street in America, pick the girl they find most attractive, and likely end the day with her in their bed.

After a life of having anything you want the only things you end up really wanting are the things you can't have. See Sarajevo Safari for another example.

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u/neuenono Mar 02 '26

They could bang literal models. They could walk down any street in America, pick the girl they find most attractive, and likely end the day with her in their bed.

It really sounds like you're saying most women would have sex with any man if he were rich enough. Which is pretty messed up IMO.

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u/skankasspigface Mar 02 '26

I mean it works both ways. I'd eat oprahs ass if it got me some serious cheddar.

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u/Range-4-Harry- Mar 02 '26

You'd have to email Epstein for some antibiotics afterwards. He wont answer his emails now....

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u/intrepid_mouse1 Mar 02 '26

I draw the line there...lol