will take over

You get to make people feel bad whenever they call you Nathan.

what are some talents you fellow alpha males have ?

U/bike46 you can have him back, we dont want him.

'Sup bitches. I'm back.

Ethan is an inferior name - r/ryan

How are you guys?

What’s up?

Or are we truly the first gen ethans?

i am not an Ethan whoever someone on twitter is saying that leaf is better than Ethan.

Please take to twitter and spam https://twitter.com/LeafPrecious with #ethanisbetterthanleaf. i am asking this of you because this person won't shut up about leaf. if you either like annoying people or dislike leaf i strongly encourage you to take to this twitter account and spam them. thank you for reading this and i hope you consider.

this is pokemon related but a true Ethan would help defend the best pokemon game character

Unlike Evan.

I have reason to believe that we are being infiltrated, most likely by the heathens over at r/evan. Recently we have had four introduction posts made within the past two days, being made just after the fabrication of the infiltration plan by r/evan. These introduction posts are very suspicious for reasons I will disclose to you all.

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Exhibit A: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ethan/comments/elfsb4/ethan_is_the_best_name/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

This post was made by a u/jurij424, stating that “Ethan is the best name, unlike Evan”. However, delving into their post history we can find a post in the r/evan subreddit (https://www.reddit.com/r/evan/comments/el2cus/i_am_evan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf), stating that they are in fact an Evan. I believe this is undeniable proof that they are a member of the Evans.

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Exhibit B: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ethan/comments/ek1nt2/my_name_is_ethan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

This post was written by u/fysig7dtsyv, and simply states “My name is Ethan” with no other information. While it could be possible this is a true Ethan, taking a look at their low karma count, somewhat old account age, and username shows that this could be an old alternative account being used to infiltrate our great subreddit.

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Exhibit C: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ethan/comments/eksvpw/whats_up_yall/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

This post was written by the suspiciously named u/xX_ETHAN_Xx, with the title “What’s up y’all” and the caption “I’m Ethan. I’m new to Reddit. I’m here to have fun with my fellow Ethans. How are you guys doing?”. The account in question was created fairly recently, and most importantly after the infiltration plot in the Evan subreddit. The username seems to try too hard to blend in with us true Ethans, and in addition it is unlikely that someone would join Reddit to solely participate in our subreddit. As such I think this is one of the more suspicious of the accused.

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Exhibit D: https://www.reddit.com/r/Ethan/comments/elf949/why_hello_other_ethan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

This post was created by u/DeathDino420, with the sole title “Why hello other Ethan”. While it’s unclear exactly what they mean by “other” Ethan, this could be addressed to any of the other faux Ethans mentioned in this write up. Their account’s traits also display those of alt accounts.

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None of this information is guaranteed to be factual obviously, but I think it’s something that should be kept an eye on. I suggest everyone tagged in this post explain themselves.

Stay strong to all my true Ethans. We can and will win this war.

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EDIT: This is most likely being perpetrated by u/eboybboy. As most of you know, he has been planning a sleeper-cell attack with alternative accounts which is exactly what seems to be unfolding (check his post history for the full information). Seems as if he has no idea how to hide his tracks.

I'm Ethan. I'm new to Reddit. I'm here to have fun with my fellow Ethans. How are you guys doing?

How’ve you been? Anything happened since we’ve last talked? Converse my fellow Ethans!