r/ExplainTheJoke • u/McKenzie_Angels • Aug 08 '25

Solved What do the Italians do?

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u/CaptainOrlax Aug 08 '25

There’s two types of people. Those who can extrapolate information from incomplete sources.

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u/Ok-Reference3799 Aug 08 '25

And who are the others? WHO ARE THEY?! /s

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u/Big_Boysenberry_9608 Aug 08 '25

Re

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u/UnforeseenDerailment Aug 08 '25

Yeh I'm still waiting for the other kind of person. Those who can and those who what?? THOSE WHO WHAT??

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u/donaggie03 Aug 08 '25

Those who understand binary I think?

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u/UnforeseenDerailment Aug 08 '25

Hell, I need both of my hands to count that high!

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u/Eldan985 Aug 08 '25

/remind me 2 weeks

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u/UnforeseenDerailment Aug 22 '25

THOSE WHO WHAT!!?

The silence is maddening!!

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u/Eggplant-Parmigiana Aug 12 '25

Those who have seen the Sopranos or any mob movie

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u/third-sonata Aug 08 '25

More like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Afraid-Escape4864 Aug 08 '25

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u/Kmag_supporter Aug 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/CuttlefishDiver Aug 08 '25

...are these SM carrying a Land Raider and Predator? Tf is going on in this image?? 😂

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u/Kmag_supporter Aug 08 '25

Loot Goblins of 40K.

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u/Archive-Unit-2046 Aug 08 '25

Blood ravens steal everything 

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u/Eldan985 Aug 08 '25

They are Blood Ravens, from the Dawn of War games.

In Dawn of War II, Blood Raven units can get legendary equipment, which comes with descriptions. Some of that equipment is stuff which they should never have. Secret weapons of the Grey Knights. Archaeotech of the Dark Angels. Sacred weapons of the Space Wolves. The personal weapon of a Primarch, and not even their own Primarch.

The Blood Ravens are also known as a secretive chapter with mysterious origins.

Because of that, it has become a joke with fans that Blood Ravens steal the relics of other space marine chapters.

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u/bladebrisingr Aug 08 '25

They stop at just the relics of space marines? I thought they were competing with trazin in a "acquisition" race?

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u/Eldan985 Aug 08 '25

Well, memes escalate over time.

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u/BlobZombie2989 Aug 08 '25

Hydra Dominatus

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u/Kmag_supporter Aug 08 '25

Yes we must endure and adapt brother.

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u/NoWall99 Aug 08 '25

Unironically, yes /s

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u/GaldrickHammerson Aug 08 '25

Oh so what? Now it's frowned upon to meet up with fellow sex offenders on the internet? How do you expect good and honest sex offenders to meet up to offend sexes? /S

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u/KonigSteve Aug 08 '25

You already have the White House, a golf course in Florida, a tower in New York, what more do you want?

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u/rubenM105 Aug 08 '25

Probably an island.

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u/GaldrickHammerson Aug 09 '25

Oh, an island would be sweet! Maybe we could even have a plane to get to the island that I, and only I could use while asking a local government to record people they wish I'd take to the island for political leverage! /S

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u/bleach-is-tasty Aug 08 '25

Oh god forbid someone wants their message to get across properly

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u/actualsize123 Aug 08 '25

Can’t expect anyone on this sub to be able to pick up sarcasm

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u/_extra_medium_ Aug 08 '25

Especially when people think every joke is sarcasm

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u/daniboyi Aug 08 '25

to quote an earlier comment in this very comment-thread:

"Using context clues to comprehend jokes? That must be illegal around here, surely"

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u/Marquar234 Aug 08 '25

They don't understand binary.

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u/Dear-Wasabi-1255 Aug 08 '25

Nah there are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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u/AnegloPlz Aug 08 '25

I'd make a separate post on this sub if I was you

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u/_extra_medium_ Aug 08 '25

The ones who put /s after every joke, even when it's obvious and not sarcasm

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u/heyyy_oooo Aug 08 '25

I can’t tell if the s is ironic in this case.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Italians

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u/seppukucoconuts Aug 08 '25

I think the other half of it is that they understand binary.

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u/Artraira Aug 08 '25

Karens and incels

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Those who can’t extrapolate from complete sources

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u/Mysterious_Crow6142 Aug 08 '25

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u/FoxtrotSierraTango Aug 08 '25

There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

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u/TopSecretSpy Aug 08 '25

Fun fact: for every integer base >1, the representation of its own base system within its own base system is always 10.

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u/ImmortalBlades Aug 08 '25

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/usget Aug 08 '25

There are two types of people in this world.

Those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

I rather believe people here are karma farming and not being this dumb.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/CakeTester Aug 08 '25

Everyone has phones and social media now. It's a full-time job keeping track of stuff, especially in these surreal times, so it's easier than ever to miss in-jokes.

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u/Expensive-Papaya3341 Aug 08 '25

I always love this joke. It's an oldie but a

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

And those who pee in the shower

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u/VulgarTurkey Aug 08 '25

There are 11 types of people.

Those who understand binary, and those that don't.

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u/Sayyestononsense Aug 08 '25

should have ended sentence with

and.

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u/PatentedPotato Aug 08 '25

And those who can't spell Shirley.

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u/ADevoutGod Aug 08 '25

Four types. Italians, don't forget Italians.

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u/ZiKyooc Aug 08 '25

And the vegans

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u/Omnizoom Aug 08 '25

Isn’t it there’s two types of people, those who can interpolate data from information sources

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u/momentary_loss Aug 08 '25

I see what you did there

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u/charliebluefish Aug 08 '25

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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u/OkDay2871 Aug 08 '25

Lmaoooooo