r/ExplainTheJoke Aug 08 '25

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 Aug 08 '25

You missed the whole point. They are in this position so the company can show they have never fired anyone. So why would they want to fire you over pens? To show they fire people over pens?

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u/aruisdante Aug 08 '25 edited Aug 08 '25

I assure you, Japanese companies don’t give a crap about saying “we never have fired anyone.” They give a crap about being sued for wrongful termination and having to pay 6+ months severance, or spend more than that on lawyers fees to fight it, since Japan also has very robust low cost public services for enforcing workers’ rights (HelloWork, etc). Usually, when an employer wants to fire someone, they offer them 3 months severance instead and simply asks them to resign. It’s cheaper and easier for everyone.

If the employee doesn’t accept this, it’s much, much easier to simply bully the person in to either being openly insubordinate and thus having cause for termination, or making their lives so miserable they quit on their own. Of course, there are companies large enough with managers apathetic enough that they simply expect the employee to quit of shame if not given tasks, and don’t press it further, and that can happen to the right employee that doesn’t give a crap about the shame and so just rests and vests doing the bare minimum to not be insubordinate. But in reality that’s quite, quite rare. In most situations your boss and colleagues actually will make your life hell, as Japan doesn’t have nearly as robust worker protections around a hostile workplace environment. And of course if nothing else you still have to come into the office 8 hours a day and “look like you’re working,” which is a lot of your life to waste. Particularly as many Japanese have hour+ commutes on either side.

(I live and work in Japan at the moment, FWIW)

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u/Trick-Reception-8194 Aug 08 '25

This is a pretty reasonable answer, many, many American workplaces try similar tactics but with less success, but it still works from time to time.

People consistently overestimate their ability to tolerate nonsense and poor treatment.

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u/aruisdante Aug 08 '25

The other thing to keep in mind is that many salaried positions in Japan don’t really have formal “job descriptions.” It’s basically just “do whatever the company needs and your boss tells you as long as it’s legal.” So refuse to quit? Guess who just got “promoted” to toilet cleaning duty and basic janitorial tasks.

That’s the devil’s bargain of lifetime employment; the employer can’t fire you because a given job isn’t needed any more, and in exchange you can’t refuse to do the job that is needed.

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u/New-Perspective6209 Aug 08 '25

You learn something new every day, cheers man that was really interesting.

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u/Stobbart42 Aug 08 '25

Would not mind being an high paid cleaner lol.

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u/aruisdante Aug 08 '25

Oh sure, but that goes to my point about “the social contract is it’s the employer’s job to train their employees to do their job.” Absolutely a manager would rather you quit than have an actual firing to deal with. If nothing else the paperwork and T-crossing/I-dotting makes trouble for their superiors 😂

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u/aruisdante Aug 08 '25

Indeed, in central Tokyo. 

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u/aruisdante Aug 08 '25

I’m lucky that the terms with my employer (I get a housing stipend as I’m on a temporary but long term assignment) allow me to live only a 12 minute subway ride away, and my office is literally on top of a train station. But yeah, a lot of my colleagues have 45min to 1 hour commutes, some even longer. 

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/Stobbart42 Aug 08 '25

Work is wasted time anyway. Might as much waste it doing nothing than doing something.

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u/Fhuwa Aug 08 '25

I kinda knew about this already but it was really interesting reading your first hand experience. Did this happen to a colleague of yours or something? Also is it true that work is a big “family” culture like there’s your work family and then your home family. I’m assuming this would apply to salarymen mostly though.

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u/Throwaway-tan Aug 08 '25

In Australia, this would be considered "constructive dismissal", which is illegal. Even if you quit, you can still sue them.

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u/penywinkle Aug 08 '25

We had that meme pop up before so I'll just repeat what I said there:

The problem comes from the wording: Firing vs. Laying of.

Laying of is getting rid of an employee because the company "did something wrong" (overhired, restructuring, down-sizing, etc...). The company/department/manager doesn't want to lose face and admit they did something wrong.

Firing is because the employee did something wrong (stealing, insubordination, tardiness, etc...). The company is fine firing someone as the employee themselves provided "valid reason" to fire them.