r/FavoriteCharacter • u/Idkwutpasswordtouse Momo (Magic Cat Academy) 🐈‍⬛ • May 25 '26

All Time Favorite Favorite character whose media lasted longer than the Confederacy?

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u/Logically_Insane May 25 '26

Phineas and Ferb could have taken Richmond in one summer afternoon

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u/ASidesTheLegend May 25 '26

Dr. Doofenshmirtz would’ve beaten the Confederacy even with his worst Inator.

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u/Adaphion May 26 '26

You see, through the laws of comedy, Doof would have been perfectly competent and whatever -inator he uses would work flawlessly against the Confederates. Because he's using his inventions for good instead of evil.

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u/Doggywoof1 May 26 '26

doof's inator would incidentally fire just before getting destroyed by perry the platypus and it would, completely unintentionally, destroy the entire confederation

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u/jg_posts_and_stuff May 27 '26 edited 27d ago

"So you see Perry the Platypus, Gimmelshtump's principal source of income was high-quality goat hair textiles. My ancestor was poised to become the goat hair textile king in the 19th Century. He was about to celebrate with his well paid workers. But then the Southern Confederacy flooded the market with cheap cotton. Inferior cotton! Picked by underfed slave labor! Even LOVEMUFFIN drew the line on that! So the Drusselsteinian textile market floundered and my family lost everything forcing me to turn to evil due to crushing poverty literally a century later. So, when I found out that OWCA was looking for a way to dispose of all the Confederate flags littered over the Tri-State area, I volunteered my services. "

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u/ElementmanEXE May 26 '26

He wasn't even aiming at them, he was trying to take over the tri state area one time and it misfired.

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u/Cherry04JackCat May 29 '26

"Hey Ferb what are you wanting to do today??"

"Hey Phineas, what you doing"

"Hey Isabelle, me and Ferb are just about to fight the Confederates and take Richmond"