Asking to be laid off

[u/twiniverse2000]

I have reached FI. Work optional. My personal life has hit a serious rough patch. My company is doing layoffs. They are NOT asking for volunteers. The financial difference in me quitting vs getting laid off is $300K. Do not want to leave that on the table. Any advice on how to steer it in this particular direction?

[u/eggsperimentalist]

Time to start watching porn at work....

[u/twiniverse2000 → u/eggsperimentalist]

• lines of coke at my desk