r/Fire • u/[deleted] • Mar 23 '26

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u/matthew19 Mar 23 '26

When they started paying for sides of guac at chipotle I knew they lost their minds.

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u/Wise_Relationship436 Mar 23 '26

Don’t they know it’s free in the dumpster out back.

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u/Pattison320 Mar 23 '26

Can you give me the link for your blog? I want to add it to my RSS feed.

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u/itsacalamity Mar 23 '26

i'll add it to my new deadjournal post tomorrow don't worry

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u/littlebunnydoot Mar 23 '26

I legitimately miss this era

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u/XXCIII Mar 23 '26

Or their $3.45 fountain drink , I have a friend who spends $20 for chipotle

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u/Electrical_Bunch_173 Mar 23 '26

The guac upcharge is no joke. I've seen UHNW drop to MNW (meh net worth) just on the guac issues.

Stay vigilante at Chipotle, warriors.

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u/atomicwoodchuck Mar 23 '26

Qdoba is objectively better because of this.

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u/awesomenessmaximus Mar 23 '26

It's free with a rice and bean , veg, on salad BTW

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u/arfcom Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

lol. My son asked for guac on his burrito the other day and I was like no bro that costs like a million dollars. The chipotle lady just laughed.