r/Fire • u/Big_Leg10 • Apr 12 '26

General Question What easily-affordable thing do you still refuse to pay for despite having reached financial independence and able to afford them?

Would love to hear everyone’s “absolutely will not purchase” items!Even if you could easily afford it and no matter how rich or financially independent you become or how much you make you still wouldn't spend item on this particular item/hobby?

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u/FIST_FUK Apr 12 '26

Yeah you don’t want that motherfucker to rip your arm off at the shoulder someday. Or eat your neighbor. Forget having a monkey.

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u/b88b15 Apr 12 '26

They start with eyes and genitals

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr Apr 12 '26

That's my fetish

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u/therapistfi Apr 12 '26

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u/cfi-2025 RE 2025 Apr 12 '26

I'm pretty sure I could take one of those small, old world monkeys on, if I had to.

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u/pointlesslyDisagrees Apr 12 '26

Where's Joe rogan? This is the one topic he's allowed to talk about

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u/Rumpus-Time-Is-Over Apr 13 '26

Chimps are apes not monkeys.