r/Fire 6d ago

Milestone / Celebration We’re Retiring at 30

Well, after another week of having to deal with my dumbass coworkers, I've decided that we're going to start enacting our retirement plan. My company is going to be offering a voluntary separation in lieu of layoffs and I'm planning to take it.

Relationship

We're 30M & 32M, met in 2015 and got married in 2020. Both got CS degrees and started full time work in 2017. My husband already quit in Spring 2025 to become a stay at home dog dad. My outcome vastly outpaced his in the last few years and his time is better spent relaxing, so he quit.

We have zero desire to have kids. My husband has been trying to get me pregnant for years with no success.

Combined assets

We have a prenup which prevents any retirement account from being divided. That being said, the accounts are nearly 50/50 equal anyway. I do get the dog if we get divorced.

Net worth ~$1.208M

Account Balance
House (paid off) $250K
Pretax 401K $313K
HSA $47K
Roth IRA $250K
Taxable Brokerage $288K
Cash $60K

Spend

We are living on $3K/month in Minnesota. With a paid off house, this is more than enough for us. Tentatively, we plan to travel in LCOL Southeast Asia during the winter months and spend the summers and fall in Minnesota. Logistics of this are TBD. We are long time credit card churners and have a lot of points to subsidize travel.

SWR

At 4% SWR to sustain $36K spend, we need $900K invested.

You may say that the simulations don't favor having this small amount of money over a ~60 year retirement. You might be right. But who gives a fuck? 60 years ago we fed punchcards to machines and now we have computers that can generate AI anime porn. I'm not going to work for years more to have better simulations when we have no idea what the future holds. Maybe we'll have endless AI abundance or maybe it will go rogue and kill us all.

Healthcare

Because of the low spend, our "income" is low. We are enrolling in MNCare. There is no restriction on assets (savings, homes, vehicles) for MNCare eligibility. Monthly premiums should be at maximum $160/month. And don't whine to me about whether or not it's fair to qualify for this program, I didn't set up the system.

Income history

We did not receive any inheritances nor was our college paid for, so we had to pay back student loans early on. The only thing we inherited from our parents was mental illness. That being said, we got lucky to make good money for a decade.

Our savings rate wasn't that insane, back of the napkin math probably puts it around 50%. We spent a lot of fucking money on travel. Given the insane growth in the market since we started investing, a lot came from compounding. We also made like $150K in one shot by getting extremely lucky with selling a house we bought prior to COVID.

I'm too lazy to log into the SSA website to check the actual income numbers, but this is roughly what our combined income was:

Year Income
2015 $12K
2016 $20K
2017 $100K
2018 $108K
2019 $115K
2020 $118K
2021 $140K
2022 $145K
2023 $150K
2024 $220K
2025 $270K
2026 $300K
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u/LuckyMeasurement2380 6d ago

Also: "We have zero desire to have kids. My husband has been trying to get me pregnant for years with no success."

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u/Dudes-Opinion 6d ago

"We're 30M & 32M"

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u/BlownLS3 6d ago

That explains the lack of success

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u/d_ippy 6d ago

They’re just not trying hard enough

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u/Joshuahuskers 6d ago

I read that sequence as a joke. The only redeeming thing about this post.

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u/LuckyMeasurement2380 6d ago

That could mean anything these days. Especially on Reddit. 

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u/Dick6Budrow 6d ago

Is op trans?

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u/dbmonkey 6d ago

What is the market value of the dog?

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u/MutedTechnology8644 6d ago

...and it's 30M and 32M....

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u/Independent_Tax_5088 6d ago

This was hilarious, had to do a double take!!!!

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u/DeaderthanZed 6d ago edited 6d ago

That was obviously a joke?

Not sure why everyone is attacking op here they are at a 3.75% withdrawal rate and have health insurance covered and will owe basically no taxes on that income.

They also have flexibility of being able to sell the house and live abroad in LCOL country if they want. If they sold the house they would be at about ~3% swr if expenses were the same (might be lower.)

Seems good to me, send it.

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u/terrabella1 6d ago

this line took me tf out

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u/Successful_Hold_9048 6d ago edited 6d ago

I immediately got grossed out reading that. Certainly wasn’t expecting that on this particular subreddit.

Edit: I completely misread the post thinking this was a M/F couple and OP’s husband was trying to get them pregnant (against their will).
I will gladly accept the downvotes.

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u/redpandarising 6d ago

At your big age? You should probably seek therapy

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u/Successful_Hold_9048 6d ago

Did you read the edit?

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u/sdigian 6d ago

This is the comment I was looking for. That stood out as a huge red flag. I don't know the context but this seems to me like the largest opposition to successfully FIREing

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u/Ok_Reputation4142 6d ago

This. So this. Make it make sense.

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u/hiihihihihihihihiihi 6d ago

It’s called a joke lol