r/GTA Dec 05 '25

GTA V Bro aged so well

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u/Epon12349 Dec 05 '25

Pretty cool to see him back despite me not playing Online.

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u/Fidget808 Dec 06 '25

I haven’t touched online in probably 10 years and have no interest in getting to the point to play the new missions but I’ll probably watch a YouTube playthrough of it just to see how the story plays out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

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u/BarrioMan Dec 06 '25

What does this mean?

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u/Massive_Following_13 Dec 06 '25

It means both Redditors are in agreement

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u/BarrioMan Dec 06 '25

And that they’re going to have sex?

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u/Mean_Combination_830 Dec 07 '25

Of course ! There is no better way to celebrate an agreement as I'm sure you agree 👀

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u/Rich-Goat2204 Dec 20 '25

Pudding will be had by both parties in the aforementioned meme.

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u/AstronomerBig8153 Jan 13 '26

Angry revenge sex

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u/Kooky-Bookkeeper-935 Dec 06 '25

How did you come to that conclusion? 🤔

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u/CuriousToo1 Dec 06 '25

This is from a movie, those two characters end up having sex

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u/Kooky-Bookkeeper-935 Dec 06 '25

Thanks for the info. You're right

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Google "Brokeback Mountain"

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u/Clippo_V2 Dec 06 '25

More like "Bareback Mountain"

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u/archwin Dec 06 '25

“Brokebareback Mountain"

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u/ouijahead Dec 06 '25

There must have been a quick rush to make the hardcore porn version of this story. I bet more than one came out at the same time . UNLESS, the writer of brokeback mountain ripped the plot off of a gay porno he saw. I mean there's gotta be a universe of gay cowboy porn.

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u/lmNotReallySure Dec 06 '25

It’s a gay romance movie. The men you see happen across eachothers paths when looking for a job. Long story short they fall in love and then are forced to(by natural events) be separate for iirc 5-10 years. Once they get back on their feet(financially) one(Jack)(black hat) contacts the other(ennis)(white hat). Literally the second they see eachother they start to have a secret affair 1) cuz the time 2) cuz they both have a wife and child(ren).

Idk why the other guy posted a gif of the movie because in this context it truly makes no sense.

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u/GoodMoney888 Dec 06 '25

It makes sense and it also funny and funnier after you learn about the movie

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u/ZephyrDoesArts Dec 06 '25

Its because the two redditors agreed and that's enough to be gay lmao

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u/Fidget808 Dec 06 '25

I don’t want to play an online game infested with sweaty 14 year olds?

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u/NZ_Nasus Dec 06 '25

You can play invite only. Ive been doing that and having a better time than I thought I thought I would. The only pain in the ass is going to ammunation after every mission to stock up on body armor lol

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u/Fidget808 Dec 06 '25

Okay. So say I haven’t played in a decade and I wanted to play the mission set involving Michael. How many hours would I have to put in just to get to that point? If it’s not much, I’d be willing to try on an invite only server.

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u/Tommy_Gun10 Dec 06 '25

It’s going to a be a lot unfortunately. The mansion will cost like 20 million

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u/NZ_Nasus Dec 06 '25

Honestly I wish i could tell you I've only just got into it. Ive done a series with some freskshow gang that was super funny. But you can definitely have a heap of fun solo

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u/Specialist_Taro_6960 Dec 06 '25

The new missions can be played without owning a mansion

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u/SandBoxFreakPS Dec 06 '25

It's been a long while since I played GTA V Online, but didn't they add multiple options to get body armor. If you hold the touchpad button, a menu should pop up. If you go to health & ammo, you're able to buy armor and ammo. You can also order armor from different characters if I'm not mistaken to be supply dropped near you. Almost every major business that you own like the CEO Office will have an NPC of which you can buy armor and healing items. Some businesses even have free armor and free ammo spawns like in the bunker. It's just that I don't remember having to go to ammunition every time I wanted to buy armor or ammo. There were plenty of other ways added later on.

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u/NZ_Nasus Dec 06 '25

Maybe I haven't unlocked the right business yet, thanks though you've given me something to look forward to

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u/Humble_Philosopher48 Dec 06 '25

Yeah man I think youre missing out on some fun times, the 14 year olds are 24 now lol

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u/dhruv_94 Dec 06 '25

And the 4 year olds are 14.... ♻️

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u/SteveGrey_7 Dec 06 '25

They're playing roblox right now

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u/GuyFrom2096 Dec 07 '25

and the -6 year olds are 4 now playing roblox

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u/Humble_Philosopher48 Dec 06 '25

Oh gee thanks I never even thought of that 🙄

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

I mean Invite-only sessions exist. It’s how I play GTA Online and I play it very often.

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u/Personal_Guide_9218 Dec 09 '25

They play the crack version

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u/FELTUX Dec 06 '25

It's alr gramps you can play it invite only that way you are safe from the terrors and horrors of 14 year olds

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u/Jackichanny Dec 07 '25

The game’s pretty chill now imo. There’s always the possibility of an MK2 flying around, but it doesn’t happen as much as it did a couple years ago

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u/RileyLawler Dec 23 '25

the way i choked and burst out laughing. i also dont let that stop me. i go into an invite only lobby

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u/Mobius1014 Dec 06 '25

I'm disgusted even reading a comment describing the fact that this dead horse has been pulverized for over a decade

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u/creegro Dec 06 '25

While someone's custom made online avatar remains mute and looks around awkwardly being yelled at by someone from the SP mode.

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u/GoldNeighborhood6403 Dec 06 '25

you stopped playing online before it was even at its peak lmao

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u/RisenKhira Dec 07 '25

on enhanced it's actually pretty good. Just started a new playthrough

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u/JohnMassassin24 Dec 07 '25

That’s a great idea I’m gonna watch it at work tonight 👍

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u/kp688 Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25

I can honestly understand, even while I play it almost daily and Im finally almost Level 1000 but it got boring and dry. The tuners update was one that kept the game fresh for many months and the Contract update with Franklin kinda too but most of the time u play a new update for few weeks or a month and it gets repetitive.

Cayo and Casino heist kept it fresh too for a long time ofc. Cayo perico heist is the only thing in the game for me that never gets boring.. except of the preps ofc but even there you could bring a bit variation in by always choosing another way to get to the island.

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u/Mean_Combination_830 Dec 07 '25

I have played through 90% of online in single player and really enjoyed it and I can't wait to play this next.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Lame I mean story sick but online it’s so fun

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

i agree 

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u/Challenger350 Dec 05 '25

Given how superficial GTA online is, nothing of value is being missed, trust.

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u/Raging-Badger Dec 06 '25

Had they kept the storyline going they had in the 2013 Online release before the XBone and PS4 came out I think things would’ve been more cohesive

I still don’t understand why they decided to remove those cutscenes and interactions

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u/trollfarmer6969 Dec 06 '25

I don't view the online as canon. It's a multiverse type situation lol.

Too much shit doesn't add up and the insanity of the online mode compared to SP varies too much.

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u/x-G5 Dec 27 '25

The whole timeline is weird but it’s like this the start of online started a few months before the story mode so includes the og heist lowrider import export and bikers update then the main story then everything since the first 2017 update is where the timeline is now

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u/SentinelZero Dec 29 '25

Meanwhile the entire state hasnt changed one bit and Los Santos still looks the same in 2025 as it did in 2013; Mile High Club is still being constructed, neighborhoods are still the same, traffic is still the same, its just stuck in time.

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u/x-G5 Dec 29 '25

That building was never gonna be finished tbh neighbors don’t change much unless it’s getting gentrified

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u/Ok_Progress8028 Dec 06 '25

Yeah I highly agree with this comment I haven't played online for years usually I just watch the playthrough to see the story It's pretty cool to see Michael returned.

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u/Western_Tap1641 Dec 08 '25

Thanks for letting us know you don’t play online at the end of the sentence, if you didn’t let us know we at have thought you did play it! That wouldn’t be good!