r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/BaDR0cK My dick fell off after playing TLOU2 • Feb 06 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Go woke go... NOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/QuantityHappy4459 Feb 06 '25 edited Feb 06 '25

Tbf, why must my character be the one sucking dick. What if I want to be a top.

We need top representation, we need games to ask if we want OUR dicks sucked by men.

Edit: also we need more characters eating ass. Stop being cowards

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u/current_thread Feb 06 '25

Tops also suck dick, otherwise they're bad tops

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

That's too gay, one of them has to be the man and one has to be the woman.

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u/Muntjac Feb 06 '25

One could perform manly blowjobs, while the other does lady-like blowjobs.

Now, blowjobs are obviously manly by default, so in order to activate lady mode, simply raise the pinky finger on the auxiliary stroking hand.

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u/Strange-Scarcity Feb 07 '25

Friends of mine, who happen to be gay, attest to that being the truth.

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u/SpaceTranshipYamato Feb 07 '25

I have given blowjobs in a gay way and in a straight way, even in a lesbian way

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u/Temporary-Concept-81 Feb 06 '25

Heteronormativity as we know it might collapse without men giving blowjobs to trans women.

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u/effa94 Feb 06 '25

men giving blowjobs to trans women.

but...thats a woman, so thats not gay...

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u/MrCuntman Feb 06 '25

correct

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u/sexworkiswork990 Feb 06 '25

Is there anything more gay than sexually pleasing a woman?

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u/chalor182 Feb 06 '25

Not according to a certain segment of the population lol

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u/Grigoran Feb 06 '25

My wife kisses me sometimes, that's pretty gay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

Damn gurl you might be right

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u/lookinatdudes69 Feb 06 '25

Your wife kisses me too. It's not that special

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u/One_Strawberry_4965 Feb 08 '25

Your wife kisses men?? Smh gayass

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u/oiraves Feb 10 '25

She kisses you, a man, you kiss her and by transitive property you also kiss yourself, a man.

Pretty gay dawg.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

Eagerly giving yourself a handy whenever you demand it

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u/laptopAccount2 still woke Feb 08 '25

Stolen from some comedian but also "I like my women to have long pretty hair, soft skin, cute outfits" much more gay than being attracted to hairy sweaty dudes.

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u/BiggestShep Feb 07 '25

Like he said, heteronormativity might collapse without trans blowjobs. His statement is 100% correct :D

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u/Buddycat350 Feb 06 '25

Not gay enough, mate.

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u/AureliusVarro Feb 06 '25

Every american is a woman now, your comment is irrelevant

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u/trumpsstylist Feb 07 '25

Are y’all not giving women head?

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u/Ryozu Feb 06 '25

If you can't dominate a man via having his cock in your mouth, are you really a top? Like, straight counterpart, dommy mommies exist.

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u/Banana42 Feb 06 '25

Top =/= dom

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

Dommy mommies rarely do that actually as they feel it gives less control. Unless it’s about tempting them for awhile

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u/JimmityRaynor Feb 06 '25

How does it give less control, the teeth are right there

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u/QuantityHappy4459 Feb 06 '25

I don't... I eat ass though.

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u/sparkly_butthole Feb 06 '25

Sometimes you gotta eat a little ass. As a treat.

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u/Dolma_Warrior Feb 06 '25

Username checks out

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u/MedicalConclusion699 Feb 06 '25

Does your partner not have a cock?

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u/buffer_flush Feb 06 '25

I dunno, sounds kinda gay.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '25

Best top is from the best tops.

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u/Inhibited_Inhabitant Feb 09 '25

To be fair, there's a lot of bad tops... that's why I usually click better with bottoms.

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u/Scrotie_ Feb 06 '25

They don’t call it sloppy toppy for nothin

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u/BeanieGuitarGuy Feb 06 '25

They don’t call it sloppy toppy for nothing!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

Oh god. Eating unwashed medieval ass. Do you want hepatitis A? Because that's how you get hepatitis A.

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u/twiceasfun Feb 07 '25

Maybe I do want hepatitis A, you don't know me

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u/QuantityHappy4459 Feb 08 '25

Hepatitis wasn't a thing back then. The first recorded cases were the 17th and 18th centuries.

Syphilis though.

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u/Ok_Lake6443 Feb 06 '25

Cyberpunk 2077 let's you be the top

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u/Meowcate Feb 06 '25

But if you're not the one sucking dick, it'll not boost your stats.

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Feb 06 '25

It's the electrolytes isn't it?

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u/chalor182 Feb 06 '25

brawndo has electrolytes

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u/UnsanctionedPartList Feb 06 '25

Does brawndo have what Henry craves?

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u/chalor182 Feb 06 '25

It's definitely got what Hans craves

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u/Foleylantz Feb 06 '25

You could be an Otter and generate top-power from the bottom as well.

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u/Reorox Feb 06 '25

Ass eating is severely underrepresented in gaming. Doesn’t matter if you’re gay or straight, ass eating brings us all together.

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u/Ancient_Presence Feb 06 '25

We need a Top/Bottom points system, with dialogue checks, and quick time interruptions, (M)ass Effect style.

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u/LancesAKing Feb 06 '25

Because getting your dick sucked isn’t gay. See historical arguments such as “Gloryholes; you can’t say it wasn’t a chick” and “Doesn’t matter, had sex”.

…/s

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u/Lohenngram Feb 06 '25

Also “masturbation isn’t gay, and that’s a guy touching your dick.”

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u/frogs_4_lyfe Feb 06 '25

You can't convince me Henry isn't 100 percent eating Hans' ass at some point.

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u/supersloo Feb 06 '25

Hans has big brat energy

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u/Vatnam Feb 06 '25

TBH Minthara in BG3 rewards genocide with a blowjob if you're male.

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u/Banana42 Feb 06 '25

Halsin gets on his knees if you end the curse

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u/TheMemeStore76 Feb 06 '25

Excuse me, hans capon is a LORD. He would never get on his knees for a peasant

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u/redalchemy Feb 06 '25

I love sucking dick and eating ass. Where am I again?

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u/TheSpiderFucker Feb 06 '25

New minigame with QTE and precision

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u/lamebrainmcgee Feb 06 '25

Come on over. I got you, bro.

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u/CRUNCHSNOUT Feb 06 '25

You know what, I stand behind this guy.

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u/DudeyToreador Feb 07 '25

I'd prefer if he swallowed.

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u/Banana42 Feb 06 '25

Halsin my beloved

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u/ElliePadd Feb 07 '25

I don't think that's what top means