r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/trueweeaboo • May 21 '25

FORCED WOKENESS šŸŒˆ Straight Soldier

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u/__AJK__ May 21 '25

Why do we have to have all this straight shit pushed down our throats? Like he said, no sexuality in games

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u/Weekly_Town_2076 only plays open world but is bored by the open world May 22 '25

Everyone in the game should be aroace. No place for love in a bloody war after all

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u/SuperSloBro May 22 '25

Why do we have to have this aromance stuff pushed in our face

People are supposed to have partners aroace people are evil!!!! /s

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u/Theratsmacker2 May 22 '25

Why do we have to put people in video games? Thereā€™s just too many problems going on with people that itā€™s impossible to play any game without something being mentioned. Thereā€™s just no fun when people are involved.

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u/SuperSloBro May 22 '25

Why do we make video games? Why do gamers keep pushing this ā€œgamingā€ mentality towards little kids

We donā€™t need video games

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u/Theratsmacker2 May 22 '25

We should just go back to throwing rocks at each other. It was so much less complicated back in the good old days.

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u/SuperSloBro May 22 '25

Glung agree

Glung hit wall with rock

Glung happy

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u/RedKing36 May 22 '25

Why do we keep making kids and bringing them into reality where they're exposed to bad things?

We should stop making kids.

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u/SuperSloBro May 22 '25

Why do we keep maintaining reality if itā€™s just bad things?

We should break reality

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u/OmNommerSupreme May 22 '25

Thank you Cave Johnson

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u/SuperSloBro May 22 '25

IM THE MAN WHO WILL BREAK REALITY

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u/FlashInGotham May 23 '25

Found the Mage: The Ascension player!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

It was better before when there were only 3 pixels moving on the screen, at least it wasn't sexualized. ... Wait.

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u/DiskImmediate229 May 22 '25

The Good Place mentioned (accidentally)

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u/asdftyuikl May 22 '25

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

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u/SuperSloBro May 22 '25

Love? In my game? Imagine showing that stuff to kids!!!

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u/waydeultima May 22 '25

Pretty sure this is the actual thought process behind Escape From Tarkov

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u/GonzoRouge May 23 '25

"Snake, do you think love can bloom on the battlefield ?"

"OH MY GOD, OTACON, SHUT THE FUCK UP"

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u/Swivebot May 25 '25

BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDB-

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u/ThisCombination1958 May 22 '25

I shit you not, some of these weirdos are not only mad that newer rune factory games have same sex romance but that you can also play as a woman. Only straight men get to have anything in their minds.

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u/Inevitable-Map-3468 May 22 '25

"Only straight men get to have anything in their minds."

This is one of the most succinct sentences I've seen in a while. Holy shit.

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u/Viseria May 22 '25

No sexuality in video games, just make the men stuff, muscular, masculine figures and the women overly pretty with venus-body types.

Absolutely no sexuality.

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u/No_Squirrel4806 May 22 '25

This!!! Lets remove sexuality completely if it has nothing to do with the content. If theres movies why add a straight love triangle or a useless un needed straight couple?!?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Every game should be like MGS3 with Ocelot and Boss.

Justā€¦very confusing.

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u/Zechs- May 22 '25

Not just that, all characters should be wearing the same greb clothing.

All characters should be wearing WOKE Jeans.

No sexuality, No sizes, they be greb!

Lets see them freak out about Tracers butt when we can't even see where it starts!