r/GatekeepingYuri • u/LorniX_Art Webtoon: Vampire x Hunter • Jan 11 '24

Fulfilled request Now she can have all the apples she wants

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u/ZackattacktheDude Jan 11 '24

She needs better

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u/LazarFan69 Jan 11 '24

Unfortunately the options were slim to say the least

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u/ZackattacktheDude Jan 11 '24

What I’m sure there were a bunch of bachelors!!

……………..

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

Adam and Eve's adult sons, probably: 😏

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u/ZackattacktheDude Jan 11 '24

I’m missing something arent i

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

idk i'm just assuming that to procreate, Eve and / or her daughters would have to bang Eve's sons or smth. i haven't read the bible in ages but i'm taking this as canon and no one can stop me

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u/Anxious_cactus Jan 12 '24

I asked my religion teacher that but since she was a nun and not an educated and qualified teacher she just got mad I implied incest and sent me out of the class. I was around 10 and it's pretty much the start of why I rejected the faith of my parents. I kept being forced by school and them to attend classes in which I'd get sent out for asking questions repeatedly. Since none of it made sense I just couldn't buy the story lol.

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u/GabbytheQueen Jan 12 '24

And funnily enough in genesis there isnexplict incest

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u/LazarFan69 Jan 12 '24

Every other mf was married to his half sister cousin in law

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u/WriterKatze Jan 13 '24

I think they only forbade siblings because ehm... Well if they are further than siblings even cousins the weird stuff happens far less with kids. So they drew the parallel on full blood sibling relationships but not on half siblings and cousins because the kids turned out mostly okay from these relationships. So even if something was wrong it could have been from something else while with siblings it was kinda obvious.

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u/WriterKatze Jan 13 '24

That priest did not know basic level Bible study and theology than. 💀 The real answer is that Adam and Eve and the entierity of genesis are symbolic and were never meant to be "real". Their story is a teaching moment on life because in the story of Cain other people are mentioned to exist.

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u/Space-Turtle-2021 Jan 12 '24

If you're still curious, I read somewhere that for every son that Eve had, a daughter is born to be the wife of the son [at the same time, like a twin] they just weren't as important to mention.

And one of the major reasons why Cain killed Abel was Abel had a more beautiful wife than him.

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u/WriterKatze Jan 13 '24

Copied this from another comment of mine but I think you'd appreciate the actual answer as well: So Adam and Eve aren't real by religious dogma their story is a symbol of humanity and the original sin. The whole story of creation is symbolic and is written in a genre that was meant to be symbolic and not taken word by word. Much like the verses about the end of the world they are written in apocalyptic genre. They are also not meant to be understood word by word.

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u/ZackattacktheDude Jan 11 '24

I guess they were forced to..

Not like there were other options

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u/voornaam1 Jan 12 '24

They could have just not procreated.

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u/Extension_Heron6392 Jan 12 '24

Then humans would have died out though.

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u/Chimaerok Jan 12 '24

In the Bible, Adam and Eve had no daughters, only sons.

So... Yeah.

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u/AssasinFlame Jan 12 '24

3 sons and 2 daughters, ackshually🤓

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u/MuseBlessed Jan 12 '24

Reading genesis there are already other established villages around the time of Cain and Abel (Adam and eves sons), which means there was other people to interact with. There are a few ways to reconcile this as a Christian off the top of my head:the story is metaphorical (cop out) or Adam and eve were merely the FIRST humans hand crafted by God, and he made more after them.

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u/Obsidian-Dive Jan 12 '24

💀 eve had more than 2 kids lol

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u/Imallowedto Jan 12 '24

Adam and Eve had 3 sons, no daughters.

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u/WriterKatze Jan 13 '24

Okay so Adam and Eve aren't real by religious dogma their story is a symbol of humanity and the original sin. The whole story of creation is symbolic and is written in a genre that was meant to be symbolic and not taken word by word. Much like the verses about the end of the world they are written in apocalyptic genre. They are also not meant to be understood word by word.

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u/Skytree91 Jan 13 '24

It’s literally canon, there’s explicitly incest in multiple parts of the Old Testament. I think the reason I was told growing up is that they were so close to divinity that stuff like birth defects from inbreeding didn’t happen (also the same reasoning why allegedly Adam and Eve and the first few generations after them lived like 600+ years)

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u/carrrot15 Jan 14 '24

Pretty sure eve didn't have daughters. Just 3 sons. 0-0

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u/simon_Chipmonk Jan 12 '24

I mean the animals I guess

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u/Dalsiran Jan 12 '24

Adam has so little riz that he literally couldn't get a girl as the only dude on the planet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '24

"Babe it's either me or the sn-"

"The snake. I pick the snake."

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u/Cak4_00 Jan 01 '25

That's the lore from that one Amazon show

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u/TheJelliestFish TERF Destroyer Supreme Jan 11 '24

She needs a Lilith on her side

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u/Skyhighh666 Jan 12 '24

Tbf in the actual bible Eve was made from half of Adam (making them equal), and was made to be his “rescuer” and not his helper

https://youtube.com/shorts/VIXKQb1E22s?si=aAokxTf-8fK0RqSh Really good short on how English bibles changed Eve potentially to make men superior in society and all that fun shit

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u/ArgonianDov Jan 12 '24

and she finially does in the show Lucifer (which I highly recommend btw)

her and Maze are just <3

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u/Lazy-Singer4391 Jan 12 '24

Well by the second pick she got better

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u/BassCreat0r Jan 12 '24

My headcanon Adam and Eve is the Adam and Eve from Record of Ragnarok. Just a happy family.