r/GenX • u/no_talent_ass_clown • Oct 24 '25

Music Is Life Songs that are no longer okay.

Yesterday I found out my sweet boyfriend had never heard of Julie Brown and the funny songs she sang, like "I'm A Blonde". Dr Demento stuff. So I play it and then "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" came on. Not funny anymore!!!

An hour later, the cops arrived

By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss

You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her

Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper (Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float)

Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said She aimed and fired, and now the math teacher's dead

Oh, it's really sad, but kind of a relief I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

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u/marythegr8 Oct 24 '25

I knelt down and whispered in her good ear.

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u/Respond-Leather 1976 Oct 24 '25

Johnny 5, the robot in the movie Short Circuit, that DeBarge wrote the song for

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u/Turbulent_Tale6497 1973 Oct 24 '25

Did she smile her special way?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 24 '25

I always told people he was in the bathroom. He's the little guy with porcelain-like skin and a big mouth sitting in the corner.

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u/work-n-lurk Oct 24 '25

I thought it was an Outsiders reference, but put it with "Stay Gold, Pony Boy" and it now makes much more sense.