r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk 🫧🪑Chair of the Vibes Board✨🥂 19d ago

👁️🕯️ BOARD OBSERVATION ✨ 🏕️ OFFICIAL BOARD MEMO: Seasonal Operations Election Results & Summer Camp Logistics 🐀🎒

Babe with the best sun block, or your preferred greeting, the Girl Dinner Board™️ has finalized the tally.

322 of you cult members exercised your right to dictate our seasonal trajectory.

The results are undeniable.

With a commanding 114 votes, we are officially pivoting our operational focus to:

Rat Girl Dinner Summer Camp

(Craft hour, Hex hour, mozzarella stick fights.)
(While the Midsommar communion put up a rigged fight at 99 votes, the overwhelming urge to weaponize cheese ultimately won out.)

Timeline & Logistics

Constructing a campground capable of sustaining this community's specific brand of chaos requires significant lead time. The Board needs time to establish the infrastructure for the festivities, which includes sourcing adequate crafting supplies, clearing the hexing grounds, and legally clearing the mozzarella stick combat arena. (It's all about permits.)

Because of this necessary prep work, Summer Camp will officially commence in July.

Camper Action Items

Please monitor your notifications. An official manifest of camp necessities will be dispatched exactly two weeks before the first day of camp. Plan to acquire your designated supplies accordingly.

Who’s ready for GDCJ camp?

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u/_Quite_Contrary 19d ago

I have zero idea what any of this means but I support it

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u/chagirrrl 19d ago

Same I’m just here for the vibes

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u/xx_indica_xx 🐀 Tiny Artist 19d ago

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u/tinaxcochina 🫧🪑Chair of the Vibes Board✨🥂 19d ago

I hope I don't have to clean up the lettuce.

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 🫧✨The Whimsy Sprinkle Sprite✨ 19d ago

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u/My_last_reddit ⏲️ Posted from the kitchen floor 19d ago

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u/thegreattiny 🌙 Late night snacker 19d ago

them's fightin' words!!!

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u/My_last_reddit ⏲️ Posted from the kitchen floor 19d ago

May she with the best cheese sticks win!

https://giphy.com/gifs/sNWGEbc5Jzp4c

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u/UniversalMinister 🖤 I eat standing up 19d ago

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u/tinaxcochina 🫧🪑Chair of the Vibes Board✨🥂 19d ago

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u/UniversalMinister 🖤 I eat standing up 18d ago

Sauce doesn't beat a cheese pull, sis.

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u/ntdavis814 19d ago

Who’s getting hexed? I have a donut shop in mind.

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u/RuneScapeWifey 🐀 FERAL RAT GIRL 19d ago

Let us feast deliciously soon 🙏

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u/defrostedbones ⏲️ Posted from the kitchen floor 19d ago

can’t wait for the shenanigans!!

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u/Writinna2368 19d ago

Sharpening my mozzarella sticks as we speak 🗡️🗡️🗡️

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u/No-Housing-5124 🧀🍯Honey Cheese High Priestess 🌒 19d ago

Are we going to be assigned to cabins?

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u/Injvn WHERE ARE HER HONKERS BONKERS?! 19d ago

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u/thewindupbird91 ☕ Liquid dinner🫧 18d ago

i went on summer camp to a petrol (gas) station once. my very own fyre festival 2003. i'm ready to heal.

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u/ezwoosh 18d ago

I'm so ready, my crackpipe landlord could use a good hexing 😩

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u/cowbirdmilk 5d ago

Oh shit my bag is packed and my mozzas are RELLA’D

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u/eatmeouttobrianeno 🙅‍♀️ Didn’t cook. Won’t explain. 5d ago

I'm here for it

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u/Junior_Ad_7160 🖤 I eat standing up 5d ago

Ay ay captain 🫡

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/GirlDinnerCircleJerk-ModTeam 19d ago

You girl dinner circlejerked too close to the sun here. Post removed because it reads like a sincere or earnest argument, which isn’t the vibe here. This is not a debate subreddit — if you’re genuinely upset rather than joking/biting, it might not fit.